Top Ten Ways to Offend a Metal Elitist

The Top Ten
1 Tell them metal sucks
2 Tell them pop is better than metal
3 Call them out on their idiocy
4 Give a bad album review on one of their favorite bands
5 You say that Die Antwoord, Kylie Minogue and Simple Plan are good

Metal elitists don't like any of these terrible artists.

This would trigger anyone.

6 Make a list similar to this one
7 Tell them you like Miley Cyrus and Blood on the Dance Floor
8 Blast pop and rap songs in front of them
9 Say that Die Antwoord is good
10 Tell them you like Nickelback
The Contenders
11 Yeet them out a window

The art of defenestration. I want to get a doctorate in defenestration

12 Rant about elitists

Which I'm doing right now

13 Say you like Imagine Dragons

I feel like this would offend more rock fans then metal fans but not all.

What bands do Metal elitists despise?
Me: I imagine dragons.

I like Imagine Dragons

It's called an OPINION.

14 Tell them metal is satanic

Only a Moral Guardian/Soccer Mom would say this

15 Yeet their concert tickets in the trash
16 Make a list on why Tame Impala is better than Slayer

But Tame Impala is better than Slayer.

17 Have a different opinion

Lol this is so true

18 Tell them power metal isn't gay

Some elitists I've encountered think power metal is gay when it isn't. It is patrician and power metal musicians are extremely talented and patrician. Metal elitists are huge plebs.

19 Say you like pop music
20 Tell them you like pop and metal.
21 Say that the Foo Fighters are metal.

Just a random example they seem to get annoyed by people not recognizing what metal is which is not really the worst thing about them.

22 Ask if Black Metal is for Black People?
23 Ask if they are under 18
24 Tell them Wrecking Ball had good lyrics, bad video.
25 Ask if they are an Emo poser
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