Top Ten Ways to Plump Up Your Lips Without Surgery
My lips are naturally plump but when I cry, they swell even more and make my eyes greener than they are. The only downfall is that your nose will probably swell too. Still, if you don't mind that look, go ahead. Cry your little heart out.
This was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the list title.
Effective and feels so nice in the process
You may sound daft but who cares, eh?
Saw a blonde kissin' on a bee hive, once. Didn't end well. And for weeks after, the bees just sat around braiding each other's antennae and complaining that horizontal stripes made their butts look big.
Oh my god lol Who would do this?
Painful but effective and also gets rid of any naughty stray upper lip hair too!
Well, all else fails, there's always the power of prayer isn't there? You can live in hope...