Top Ten Ways to Plump Up Your Lips Without Surgery

The Top Ten
1 Cry

My lips are naturally plump but when I cry, they swell even more and make my eyes greener than they are. The only downfall is that your nose will probably swell too. Still, if you don't mind that look, go ahead. Cry your little heart out.

2 Get your boy/girlfriend to bite your lips

This was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the list title.

Effective and feels so nice in the process

3 Rub salt on them
4 Repeatedly say "you"

You may sound daft but who cares, eh?

5 Eat a lot of marshmallows
6 Pucker-pose and hope the wind changes

Saw a blonde kissin' on a bee hive, once. Didn't end well. And for weeks after, the bees just sat around braiding each other's antennae and complaining that horizontal stripes made their butts look big.

7 Rub them with sandpaper

Oh my god lol Who would do this?

8 Use waxing strips

Painful but effective and also gets rid of any naughty stray upper lip hair too!

9 Give yourself a slap in the mouth
10 Use your lipliner to draw a faint line around the outside of your lips
The Contenders
11 Pray

Well, all else fails, there's always the power of prayer isn't there? You can live in hope...

12 Rub capsaicin-containing things on your lips
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