Top Ten Ways Princess Peach Is Weak

Do you need an overused reason for your list? I said this before in a few other lists; "the plot isn't just about peach, and Mario and/or Luigi and other characters are involved too".

Her security is a bunch of little mushroom people (called Toad, I know that! )! No wonder!

The Smash Brothers franchise isn't a canon franchise. Do you mean her Smash attacks from that game?

Dude that's Mario Tennis. A SPINOFF.

Again, she knocked a heavy reptile into the sky with a PARASOL.
She has a wide variety of attacks and magic spells.
Her Attacks:
The standard slaps, punches and kicks (along with her Bottom/Peach Blossom); Her Crown; Toad (counter tool);...
Her Magic:
Floating; Hearts (attack); Healing (from RPG);...

Look at the ending of Super Princess Peach. She hits Bowser (a heavy reptile FYI), and it wasn't just a poke. She literally knocked him into the sky.

Invalid point, as she is playable in Mario Strikers (Soccer), Mario Golf, Tennis, and even boxing.

She is in every Mario sports game and has almost been playable in every one.

Lazy? How? It's possible she's captured right after she gets back and she doesn't have enough time to react and stop him?