Best Ways to Respond to "You Suck"

The Top Ten
1 And you swallow
2 Welcome to 2015
3 Your mother taught me how
4 I'm a mirror btw
5 Are you 6
6 You obviously suck if you don't realize all humans have flaws
7 We're only human
8 Ok
9 So does your mother
10 You can stop saying that to everyone now
The Contenders
11 And I care why?
12 You suck
13 I don't care
14 You too
15 And you spit
16 Be quiet!
17 So
18 Thanks a lot for the feedback
19 Yep, I suck a straw when I drink. Got a problem with that?
20 No you

Best reply to any insult.

21 Well you're a bigger one.
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