Top Ten Ways to Ruin Halloween for Your Neighborhood
Halloween is supposed to be scary,not evil,keep that in mindThe Top Ten
1 Spawn undead zombies and tell everyone it's just costumes to fool them
Sure, just find some of those. How hard could it be?
2 Trap everyone in their house
3 Steal all the candy in the stores before anyone else collects any
4 Force everyone to wear teletubbie costumes
Disney199 would love this
5 Make all the parents serve onions instead of candy
6 Touch everyone in the neighborhood while you have AIDS
No I'm not trying to joke about aids
7 Trick or treat naked
8 Time travel one day to the future
9 Make a second Sherman's March in the neighborhood
10 Make all decorations kid-friendly
Where is the spook?
The Contenders
11 Celebrate Halloween in March
12 Poison the candy
13 Force everyone to be a potato
14 Throw the candy at cats
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