Top Ten Ways to Ruin an Inspirational Speech

Ok guys, lets ruin philosophers

Also, some of the things that were said was from this link http://addicted2success.com/quotes/37-inspirational-quotes-that-will-change-your-life/
The Top Ten
No one is going to hand me success. I must go out & get it myself. That’s why I’m here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world, and myself... because I am Adolf Hitler and I must avenge people for not being in my preference list.

Uh No, He Was The Leader of The Nazis. Do You Pay Attention in School?

Whose Adolf Hitler, the guy who led Al Quada.

When the past calls, let it go to voicemail, believe me, it has nothing new to say... but if it's about that time were you crapped yourself in front of the whole crowd, then wear a nappy.

It's in the past, folks, let it go. - PositronWildhawk

This one is pretty good! - keycha1n

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle... like me, who runs a company that scams people by our products that are just as inaccessible and cheap as the one before.

Haha! I love this list! - Turkeyasylum

Well, if you love being an annoying moron, your name must be Superhyperdude. - PositronWildhawk

It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want... I really wanted that cheap action figure of Spider - Man, screw my parents for being condescending bastards.

You no whos a bastard? Ocama Bin Laddin, the guy the USA shot in 2011

I don’t regret the things I’ve done, I regret the things I didn’t do when I had the chance... like telling my GF that I hated her guts but she died. I don't know why I regret it because she's gone but goddamn it, I was just about to say she was a b*
There's seven billion people on this planet. Don't let one person get to you... but when someone says they have the last gum, take vengeance against their will to live and to tell another tale.
Past events are meant to be learned, not to be defined... unless if you were a terrorist who caused 9/11 on America which by all means necessary, you need to hide.

Ebola is also worse then ices

Ebola is a worse terrace group then Al Quada

One small thing can change the course of history... like that time when a guy dropped a penny, which went through a well into a sewage stream but then somehow blocked the whole pipe and caused a big flood on the whole city. And that's why I made pockets!

Oh, the Butterfly Effect, how your fine beauty shall attract many, creating chaos. - PositronWildhawk

Oh dear. Gives a new perspective to all the coins lying around this time of year. - PetSounds

Don't be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone... wearing a gimpy costume, holding a whip that you made with strings and your mum's hair.

I bet terrace groups like ices and Al Quada used this advice now look what they did

Just know, when you truly want success, you’ll never give up on it. No matter how bad the situation may get... unless you get documented and end up in Teens Mom.

Ew Team Mom is the worse show ever its jist girls who were dumb enough to have sects at 16

The Contenders
Always fight for what you think is right... unless you think that the movie was better than the book. Books dominate all!
Just do what Chris Brown did
Bill Cosby is my mentor
Oh my god, hurry up, I've got football practice at 3.
Ladies and gentlemen...BLARGH

The "BLARGH" is the speaker throwing up on the stage.

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