Top Ten Ways to Ruin Your Friend's Birthday Party

So if you ever want to do such an evil thing, here are some tips.
The Top Ten
1 Bring an opera singer as a gift and make him/her sing "it's so sad you're 1 year closer to your old age."

On the bright side your still at the young ages

56 years? Well, there's no need to rush life.

2 Use pepper spray while celebrating his birthday

At least theirs a lesser chance that people will cheat at pin the donkey

3 Bring his/her crush to the birthday party and say she/he is your new girlfriend/boyfriend

See friend. I won.

4 Reveal the truth of his/her bad grades he/she got in one test at school to his/her parents 'cause he/she was hiding this fact from them

A dirty backstabbing job, I must say.

5 Secretly fart with all your might to produce a huge sound while everybody is singing the "Happy Birthday" song and put the blame on him in front of his friends

This list is hurtful. I'd rather watch Peppa Pig then go down any further in this list.

You know how he farts regularly at school. So obviously, he is the culprit.

I should try this sometime.

But the stinch is nearest to you,so I guess it's an epic fail you wish

6 Eat bananas all the time, making that annoying sound while eating them

Gah! That noise! Ugh!
... And don't think I haven't seen a certain F-word on this list... Haha!

7 Vomit on his birthday cake

I was just applying yellow cream on your cake!

8 Hide your dad's 8 weeks old smelly socks at various places in the party room to pollute the surrounding air with unbearable smell
9 Bring honey bees and wasps in a cage to the party. Free them and say 'bye!'
10 Bring your mom.
The Contenders
11 Run around naked singing "I'm Sexy and I Know it"
12 Take a selfie

People always take selfies at B-Day parties It's nw Considered the norm... people don't have etiquette

13 Twerk

Typical women!

14 Rap on how they're going to end up on the streets
15 Bring a bucket full of cow dung to the party and throw it at random persons and places

Manure is rich in nutrients and you need them.

16 Sucker punch him while he's blowing out his candle
17 Plan A Prank
18 If you're going to the cinema get out of your chair and cover the screen
19 Blast the music

In my personal opinion, you should have music at a birthday party! Let s say if you have an annoying friend who tells you what to do then she is a terrible friend or if you friend spreads gossip and or rumors about you then she is no longer a friend. there is another way to ruin a birthday party is to bring embrassing pictures.

20 Sharing secrets

If you spread really humiliating secrets about someone then you will be spreading gossip or hurtful rumors like you can't trust her, she has been raised by wolves! some secrets are really hard to keep to yourself, if your friend is dating your former boyfriend or in trouble then go to a trusted person or teacher.

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