Top Ten Ways to Scare Children On Halloween

The Top Ten
1 Dress up as Leatherface and chase them with a chainsaw

That would scare me to death.

2 Cover your whole body in fake blood and chase them
3 Go up to them in a skeleton costume and sing Bad to the Bone
4 Dress up as Dora
5 Dress up as Barney
6 Walk up to them dressed as Michael Myers and tilt your head
7 Chase them while dressed as Freddy Krueger while laughing
8 Sneak up behind them while dressed as Jason Voorhees
9 Tell them Justin Bieber is trick or treating in their neighborhood

That would excite them. An excuse to use their father's firearm on Halloween.

Not me. I would be running until I find somewhere to hide.

10 Dress up as Miley Cyrus and twerk in front of them

I would like to see kids' reactions. But Miley Cyrus Twerking is scary.

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