Top 10 Ways to Seem Smarter Than You Are

The Top Ten

1 Wear Spectacles

2 Talk Less

3 Talk Civilized

4 Talk Like the Architect From the Second Two Matrix Movies

5 Use Fancy Words

6 Carry books around with you all the time, especially textbooks that say stuff like "AP Calculus"

7 Take lots of time to think before you talk, wearing a really philosophical expression on your face.

8 Be Very Serious

An ideal way to seem smarter than you are would certainly be to cease yourself from goofing off. Don't go screaming about toilet paper- its just not what a smart person would do in that kind of situation.

9 Cheat on a test

That would be less smarter.

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