Top Ten Ways to Show You're Superior to Older SiblingsSo, we all talk about how bad a little sibling can be, but did you know an older sibling is just as bad? But these are great ways to show being born first does not matter.
The Top Ten Ways to Show You're Superior to Older Siblings
I did this but I have an English Master's degree and a science minor. My parents do not count it because "What can you get with that? "
He had a head start, but he blew it. Trust me. - Drumline
Chances are, I'll end up being the only one in my family without a master's degree since I slacked off in high school with a 2.5 GPA.
Finally, after years of them bossing you around, you get to boss them around! - Drumline
This is impossible since your older siblings are usually better than you at everything imaginable. If I tried this, it wouldn't be enough. If they had an account on here, they'd already have more member score than Htoutlaws2012 and more followers than PositronWildhawk.
Wait, so I'm the section leader of the snare drum section and not my older brother? Yipee!
But hey, you wanted me to do what you did, so... - Drumline
"Hi, meet my wife, Amber."
If I got married before my older brother, that would be a surprise. - Drumline
I already win this one. I don’t think my brother even knows what TheTopTens is. - 3DG20
Both my older siblings do not have accounts on this site yet they've never heard of them, so I already win with this.
This is one of my greatest accomplishments over my older siblings: I have more followers than them! - Drumline
My sister doesn't even have t n followers. - AnonymousChick
Most notably, apply for one your older sibling applies to each year. - Drumline
Or blackmail them by threatening not to save their lives. - Fortniteismycity
Hey, I saved your life. Be glad I exist. But number seven is impossible by doing this one. - Drumline
My sister's homework is harder than mine...
I could easily help my brother with geography, I know where places such as Malta, Cameroon, and Paraguay are when most haven't heard of them. - Drumline
My younger sister can't do this to me... Because my math is pathetically hard and she isn't the greatest at math... - Minecraftcrazy530
If someone dies before you do, that doesn’t make you superior over them. - 3DG20
Hey, you lived to see more into the future than they did! - Drumline
So you must die in front of them or later than them? - Animefan12