Top Ten Ways to Shut Someone's Mouth

The Top Ten

1 Put a fork in it

2 Put a old sock in it

3 Fire a bullet in the mouth

4 Tell them to "shut up!"

5 Throw a pin in it

6 Throw a grenade in it

7 Put dog's poop in it

8 Make them wear a ball gag

9 Kiss them

Kiss Trump? *immediate death*

10 Slap them silly

The Contenders

11 Grab their face and close it

12 Make them wear a scold's bridle

That's if you can get hold of one ;) It's an iron muzzle used (mainly) in England during the Tudor period (between 1485 - 1603) as a punishment, particularly to females who were thought to be "mouthy" or "riotous".
These days, Soap Operas are all that's needed - for 60-90 minutes at least :).

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