Top Ten Best Ways to Stop Bullies

Warning: this list is made for entertainment purposes so if these tips do not work don't blame me. If it does work I'm happy for you. This list is not a copy of dumbest tips to stop bullying because the difference is these tips may help you and the lists have two different reasons to be made.
The Top Ten
1 Eat them

Hooray, cannibalism!

2 Eat their mom

They are the mean one not their mothers,I feel bad for those mothers cause they have terrible children.

I bet those ugly Moms were used to being a bully back then.

That is sick, very twisted and very inappropriate.

3 Beat them up

If you're beating those mentally I'll bullies, don't forget to bleed the living crap out of them to death!

Don't forget to hang those bullies up too.

I wish I did that back then!

I would do that.

4 Ask them to marry you

Why would I marry a bully?

5 Ask them out on a date

This list is so evil lol, but it's funny!

I did this once, scared them away

Weirdly cool!

6 Ask them if you can lick them
7 Tell them that they look good to eat

If they try to beat you up beat them up and tell someone. Make sure they know you did it to defend yourself.

This is one of the best ways to stop a bully.

Then they would beat you up or something.

Your blood looks delicious...

8 Bite them

I bit my friends bully once and he got infected because I had braces on and he went to the teacher and the teacher asked me if I did it and I said no, and I said he cut his arm on the fence and he was blaming it on me because he doesn’t like me

9 Roast them

Why do bullies end up with no friends and love interests?
Because they bully others for no reason and think it's funny when it's not!

I'm not good at roasting myself, but this is a very good idea.

10 Squirt mustard on them

Especially on their eyes.

The Contenders
11 Be nice to them
12 Tell a teacher or adult

Only parents because teachers suck big time!

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