Top Ten Ways to Succeed As an Evil VillainFlamesofsilver
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Surely 50 men with shotguns should be able to shot someone... At close range... With no armour... No? - Flamesofsilver
Indeed. If your memory is poor, the hero might also be cracking your iPod Touch password or PIN number. - PositronWildhawk
Get the stone of Everything, go to the forbidden cove, climb the snowy mountain, fight off the two-headed dragons, answer the riddle from the spinx, then get the stone of Everything, enter the 6 digit password, and recite the poem which takes up 53 lines.
More along the lines of 'Press the Button' - Flamesofsilver
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2. Don't ever hold a public execution or some slow execution method. The victim will escape.
3. If you're going to make a bomb, don't put a massive LED flashing countdown on it. And make sure it will go off in a few minutes, not hours.