Top 10 Ways to Survive a Nuclear Attack

The Top Ten
1 Don't Look at the Flash

It can blind your eyes

2 Hide Behind Structures/Underground

Get supplies and go underground.

3 Take a Shower
4 Don't Go to North Korea
5 Watch the News
6 Don't Watch Fox News
7 Take Off Clothes
8 Don't Think About Nuclear Bombings
9 Support the Army
10 Get in a Basement and Duck Your Head Down
The Contenders
11 Hide in the Fridge

Like in all the movies.

12 Duck and Cover
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