Top Ten Ways to Survive Your Mom

The Top Ten
1 Run away

Yeah I would runaway

2 Clean up

I always help my Mum clean up the House and feel very good about myself!

My mom makes me clean the whole house by myself

3 Do well in school

My mom wants me to earn the high honor roll and end-of-the-year awards

Very important if your mom is Asian

4 Be nice to her

No point of being nice to Mums when they can be very abusive!

But my Mum is very abusive towards me because I have autism!

5 Hide
6 Complement Your Mum
7 Cry

My mom yells at me to stop crying

8 Homework

I always get bombarded with homework

9 Avoid troubled people who might make you make bad decisions
10 Sleep In

My mom does not let me sleep in

The Contenders
11 Stay in your room

I stayed in my Room away from my abusive mother & she trashed my whole Room, took away my lock & she also ruined my bed!

My mom hates when I do this

12 Play Sick
13 Go outside
14 Lie

Sure, after all...I don't mind being punished and hungry for the rest of time and ETURNITY!

15 Apologize every time your mom is mad

My Mum is very abusive towards me!

16 Give her space

My mom gets mad when I give her space

17 Be Depressed
18 Make her tea

My Mum loves to drink tea, especially with milk & no sugar.

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