Top Ten Ways to Tell If Donald Trump Has Broken Into Your Home and Lived There for a WeekYou were out for a week, and suddenly your house is a mess! But this is no ordinary mess. It's richer, more fortunate, more…different.
Who broke into your home? How do we catch the criminal? By the evidence, of course. And the evidence shows that a certain rich Republican broke into your home…
It's so expensive that it smells disgusting or strange to you at first. Then you notice that its very expensive, and will probably be the first and last luxury item your nose smells.
He probably invited the Miss America models for a night or two and took went to the beach and shopping sprees, but left in a hurry when they noticed time flew and you were coming home. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Because his hair is fake and it doesn't require daily maintenance like normal hair.
His hair is faker than my weave, and my weaves are fabulous *whips hair*
Maybe he ate all of it.
What if YOU ate it all?
MAGA takes energy and so does winning
That made be indication of some of my family members be a big fan of him - BorisRule
Who would turn down free stuff
Why would I vote for you when you just broke into my house? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
If my password was changed how would I know what it is now
Powdered sugar? - RoseWeasley
How did he get so rich anyway? I guess that just proves my theory that he sold tons of drugs to get where he is today. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Cocaine? - 12cc
See, this is why you don't have to stay logged on all the time, or Donald Trump will break into your home and use TTT to get more voters.
Me: *goes on my profile*
Profile: Trump is love, Trump is life.
Me: What the-
That wouldn't be a change for me, haha!
He made me great again
He changed the AC to fit his liking.
Ironically, I do have neighbors with Mexican descent. I’ll make sure they aren’t gone when I come back from business trips or vacations
The fat racist.