Top Ten Ways to Tell You Spend Too Much Time on the Internet

The Top Ten

You visit the same sites every day

I never believed them when they told me it only took one website to become addicted until it happened to me... Oh wait they said that about drugs? Same thing.

Slowly, but surely, I'm giving up YouTube.

And I'm already beyond help with the time I spend here.

If you are in an online class like me then you pretty much have to do this.

This list describes me. Why does the Internet have to be so addicting?

You get annoyed when you have to get off of it and do something else

Definitely. After school, I like to read in my room and play outside. On no school days, I'm outside all day. But as soon as dinner is over, my Internet time is an ongoing 7 hours. I never get to sleep until about 3:30.

Yup, this was me... I don't know if this still applies to me, but I still spend hours on the internet every day.

"Oh, come on! My grandparents will be here for two months! I have plenty of time to spend with them! " -groans-

The internet can however be quite addicting. It is a powerful tool

You do something online and eagerly await a response from someone on what you did

Haha this is me on Instagram and Wishbone.

I do that when I make a post. Lol.

This is definitely me. 100% me online.

Mostly from my blog posts.l.l

The first thing you do upon booting your computer is open your web browser

You associate memes with everyday life

Oh, this is my mom. She showed me this Facebook meme from one of her friends that said,
MARK ZUCKERBURG IS GIVING AWAY FREE UNICORNS
IF YOU RESEND THIS POST!
at least I think that's what it said...

You have multiple browser tabs open simultaneously

This may mean you have your school project and educational websites open across different tabs.

I browse with at least 24 tabs open.

You argue over which web browser is the best

Mom: GOOGLE IS THE BEST Me: NO THETOPTENS IS THE BEST! mom: Google me: THETOPTENS! And that argue is going to go over and over again.

You're wrong if you don't think it's chrome.

Chrome is the best.

Google Chrome, people.
That's like asking me if my username is RockFashionista.

Chrome on desktop.
CyanogenMod Browser on mobile if you have a fast connection.
Puffin on mobile if you have a slow connection.

You look up a solution for a problem online more often than you do offline

The Internet is how the eight year old me discovered the "reproductive process." I Googled "what does it mean to be a virgin"?

All the time!

You sit at the same spot all day long

You can get up and move if you are using a phone and tablet.

Nah, same sites, different spots.

But my bed is just sooo comfy

Most of the people you make friends with you've only met online

The only people I make friends with are online.

It’s easier to make friends online because they don’t judge you on your looks. It’s about personality.

The Contenders

You use more than one electronic at a time

A headset and a phone to listen to music. That is using 2 electronics, but not going online.

Wait, what did that say again? -grabs phone and flips through texts- oh right

I use 2 iPads and sometimes also my phone at the same time

Just for like music or copying something down.

You make a list on TheTopTens about spending too much time on the internet

You see a list on TheTopTens about spending too much time on the internet and add an item to be ironic or funny

Wait velitalcabal, what can be done in this list next is, after the "You make a list on TheTopTens about spending too much time on the internet" item, we add "You see a list on TheTopTens about spending too much time on the internet and add an item to be ironic or funny" and then after that, "You see an item on TheTopTens list called "Top Ten Ways to Tell If You Spend Too Much Time On the Internet" called "You see a list on TheTopTens about spending too much time on the internet and add an item to be ironic or funny" and add another item addressing that one in order to be even more ironic or funny."

Delving into inception territory!

I comment instead of adding items lol

You end up desperate enough to start doing buzzfeed quizzes.

You think people who doesn't know the latest internet viral thing either lives under a rock or is old

You don't know what Grumpy Cat is? -gasps and dies-

You insult other people

This doesn't make sense.

Your electricity bill gets higher

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