Top Ten Ways to Tell When Girls Are Mad

The Top Ten
1 She Doesn't Say Anything

Yeah, I don't say anything when I'm mas because a part of me told me to release it while another part of me told me to hold it (but if I'm really mad, I'm gonna release it)

I, like most girls/women will sulk for days and when I finally do speak, I drop massive hints that whoever I had the argument with, is still in the wrong.

Whenever I'm angry, I just start saying curse words in my mind.

This is me when I am mad, though-

2 She Starts Eating A Lot
3 She Only Hangs Around Friends
4 She Has An Attitude With You

Or she's on her period

5 She Really Wants To Get An The Topic: "Doesn't THIS Tick You Off?"
6 She'll Want You To Act Like A Gentleman For Once
7 She'll Say Something

This is a very rare occasion where she's SO mad that she can't wait for you to guess what's wrong. That's not usually a good thing. If she's pissed at someone at work or school, just pretend that you care. She just woke up angry and what pissed her off today doesn't even really matter. Just pretend it does.

8 She'll Get Into An Argument About Nothing With You

This is just a way to get the steam out.

9 She'll Drop Hints

At this point, her anger could be pointing to anyone. Just pray it's not at you.

10 She Starts to Avoid You
The Contenders
11 She Yells

My mom and sister does this all the time

12 She Starts Stress-Cleaning Everything

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13 She Gives You the Silent Treatment
14 She Makes Threats

My mom and sister does this

15 She Slaps Your Face

Asian women if you say something offensive to them

16 She Insults You
17 She is Depressed
18 She is Thinking About Suicide
19 She Starts Barking Orders at You
20 She Kicks You Out of the House
21 She Swears at You

I think this should be higher on the list.

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