Top Ten Ways to Tick Off a Cop

The Top Ten

1 Don't stop when they try to pull you over

2 Steal their doughnuts

3 Run them over with their cars

Every damn time I mow a cop down he gets do pissed off. I just don't get it.

4 Call them a pig

5 Call them a scumbag

6 Prove that they're nothing but p******

7 Stab them in the crotch with a butcher knife

8 Punch them in the face

9 Throw rocks at them

10 Shoot their K9 dogs

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