Top Ten Ways to Tick Off a Janitor

The Top Ten

1 Crap in the urinal

2 Flood the bathroom

3 Clog up the toilet with toilet paper

4 Vomit on his freshly mopped floors

"Can't you leave me in peace for ten minutes?!?! "

5 Throw trash everywhere

6 Pee all over the floor

7 Crap all over the floor

8 Leave bloody footprints everywhere

9 Remove the wet floor sign while the floor is still wet

10 Forget to flush

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