Top Ten Ways to Tick Off Your Mama

The Top Ten
1 Throw feces at her
2 Pull a Stewie Griffin
3 Burn her with a cigarette lighter
4 Change her cell phone wallpaper to a picture of a naked woman hula hooping
5 Try to cut her toes off with your truck keys
6 Tickle her armpit
7 Walk around the house naked
8 Force her to talk to you when she wants to smoke
9 Make her scratch your back her she's tired
10 Turn the TV off while she's watching soap operas
The Contenders
11 Punch her in the face
12 Call her boyfriend a Mexican child molester
13 Fart In her mouth
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