Top 10 Ways to Torture Nicki Minaj

The Top Ten

1 Force her to listen to her own music while playing really high pitched violins at the same time

Maybe she would stop making music after that experience. - Minecraftcrazy530

2 Put her in a yard full of large dogs with a strip of bacon in her pocket
3 Tie her to a bed and force her to eat really sour grapefruits
4 Tie her to a pole and have 60 llamas spit at her
5 Put her in a pit of anacondas

Bet she's still singing

6 Tie her to a golf cart and hit golf balls at her
7 Tie her in front of the windshield of a car and do crazy stunts
8 Set her stand in the middle of a room full of bear traps
9 Hang her upside down

It isn't really a torture

10 Lock her in a room filled with cow flatulence

I'm done. *drops stuff* This is gold. *leaves* - WonkeyDude98

The Contenders

11 Give her splinters
12 Pound an alarm clock so it's always on
13 Have her rub poison ivy all over her body
14 Put bees in her clothes

Beez in the Trap lol

15 Force her to read this list
16 Feed her to a clan of hyenas

Well said... Hakuna Matata

17 Force her to play Superman 64, Bubsy 3D, and ET
18 Have Gordon Ramsay Yell at Her
19 Force her to watch 2 girls, 1 cup

Don't Google 2 Girls, 1 Cup. I'm telling you right now.

20 Put all her teeth out
21 Waterboard her with pee
22 Burn her face with a blow torch
23 Brand Her
24 Force her to read The Night Dad Went To Jail
25 Play Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe"
26 Call her stupid and hit her with a hoe.
27 Force her to watch Ren Seeks Help
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