Top Ten Ways to Torture Someone

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The Top Ten

1 Put them in a bathtub of snakes

This list is gonna make me puke. - Oliveleaf

Such a Funny and Sadistic List :))

This would be terrible. - nintendofan126

2 Pour gasoline all over them then burn them with a blowtorch
3 Lock them in a cage with a bear

And it ain't gonna be yogi bear. - nintendofan126

4 Use them as live bait to catch sharks

I'm gonna go catch me a tiger shark. - nintendofan126

5 Hang them upside down over a volcano
6 Make them eat dog poop

I would probably puke the second I saw this. - nintendofan126

7 Break their legs with a sledgehammer
8 Rip their teeth out with pliers
9 Make them eat a live mouse
10 Pour gasoline all over them

The Contenders

11 Hold their head underwater
12 Tie them up to a chair then put a spider on their head
13 Slice their neck until they die

It will be painful if you do it slowly. - Oliveleaf

14 Stretch their limbs till they break
15 Swing a hammer at their legs
16 Put a hook in the back your car and drag them with it
17 Lock them out of the house naked
18 Beat them repeatedly
19 Cut their fingers off one by one
20 Smash their head into the wall 70 times
21 Position them under a swinging pendulum
22 Throw them across the room and out a third story floor
23 Announce their crush at an assembly

Not physical torture but still ok - Oliveleaf

24 Make them do your chores by black mailing them

Kid; but these are your chores.
Me; and these are pictures of you sneaking in to an r rated movie.
Kid; are you gonna show those to my mom?
Me; not if you do my chores. - nintendofan126

25 Hammer nails on their hands and force them to listen Justin Bieber music

AAHHH NO HELP ME!

26 Saw their limbs off
27 Force them to sit in a body of water with only their head out, force them to get severe diarrhea, and watch the maggots and flies eat them alive

Sadly, this was actually a practice used in ancient history.

28 Set them on fire
29 Jumpscare them

PERFECT! >:D

30 Lock them in a container full of red ants

This would be very painful. My grandpa tried this on Japanese soldiers during the war,

31 Pour hot tar and cover them in feathers
32 Nail them to a cross and force them to listen to Nicki Minaj Music
33 Make them listen to The Wiggles
34 Play Stupid Hoe for 12 days straight
35 Make them watch Sanjay and Craig
36 Make them watch Breadwinners
37 Make them watch Fanboy and Chum Chum
38 Force them to watch The Wiggles Puppets

I'd rather listen to the actual Wiggles than stare at those unnatural looking puppets!

39 Tie them to a chair and play really obnoxious or horrifying music
40 Force them to watch a really scary music video
41 Make them watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
42 Rip out their eyelashes
43 Put a drill inside their mouth and make them lose all their teeth
44 Make them watch 2 Girls 1 Cup
45 Make them eat live bugs
46 Make them laugh for 7 days straight.
47 Castrate them

Really want to do this to this one rapist in my school. I'd hire two people to hold him as he struggles and cries as I take his favourite toy from him. - IronSabbathPriest

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1. Force them to sit in a body of water with only their head out, force them to get severe diarrhea, and watch the maggots and flies eat them alive
2. Hold their head underwater
3. Lock them out of the house naked
kontrahinsunu
1. Put them in a bathtub of snakes
2. Pour gasoline all over them then burn them with a blowtorch
3. Lock them in a cage with a bear
nintendofan126
1. Break their legs with a sledgehammer
2. Rip their teeth out with pliers
3. Pour gasoline all over them
bobbythebrony

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