Top 10 Ways to Trigger Beatles Fans

Beatles fans are pretty easy to trigger and here's some ways to make them triggered in about two minutes or less. I can already tell that Beatles fanboys will be triggered by this list.

The Top Ten

1 Stating a negative opinion about the Beatles

Gets them triggered nearly every time. - SomePersonYouHate

2 Pointing out flaws with the Beatles

Triggers them pretty easily. - SomePersonYouHate

3 Pointing out bands that are more talented than the Beatles

Queen, Pink Floyd, The Who, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, Jehtro Tull, Uriah Heep, Black Sabbath, The Doors, The Yardbirds, Cream, The Animals, The Bryds, Derek and the Dominios, Faces, The Hollies, Buffalo Springfield, Lynrd Skynrd, Oasis, Gorillaz, The Verve, Blur and the Jeff Beck Group. - SomePersonYouHate

4 Criticizing any Beatles song

This automatically triggers them. - SomePersonYouHate

5 Disagreeing with them and their arguments

Makes them more triggered really. - SomePersonYouHate

6 Calling the Beatles the most overrated band in existence

Like other items this triggers them pretty easily. - SomePersonYouHate

7 Bringing up legitimate arguments for why the Beatles aren't great

1. They're generic as hell.
2. None of their lyrics really stand out as great or interesting.
3. Most of the members are mediocre musicians that aren't that talented.
4. Paul Mccartney's not a good singer.
5. Ringo Star is not a good drummer.
6. George Harrison is a average guitar player.
7. John Lennon is not a good lyricist or singer.
8. Most of their songs topics are boring and done to death.
9. They're repetitive.
10. They're boring and uninspired. - SomePersonYouHate

8 Making fun of the Beatles

Within seconds they'll be triggered. - SomePersonYouHate

9 Saying that the Beatles aren't the most revolutionary rock artist out there

Buddy Holly, Elvis Presley, Bill Haley, Roy Orbison, Ricky Nelson, Tommy Allsup, Norman Petty, Jerry Alison, Gene Vincent, Dino DiMucci, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Ritchie Valens, The Big Bopper and Eddie Cochran were far more influential to Rock music than the Beatles. Not to mention without them the Beatles would've never been relevant. - SomePersonYouHate

*Influential* - SomePersonYouHate

10 Comparing the Beatles to a boyband

Even though that's kind of what they were and still are. Songs like "I Want to Hold Your Hand", "She Loves You", "Can't Buy Me Love", "All My Loving", "All You Need is Love", "I Saw Her Standing There", "Drive My Car", "We Can Work It Out" and "Hey Jude" sound no different than your average boyband sludge that people complain about. They were the world's first boyband. I wouldn't call them a rock band at all. They're just a mediocre boyband without the autotune enough said. - SomePersonYouHate

The Contenders

11 Say there are better late 60s psychedelic bands than The Beatles
12 Saying that Ringo Starr was a terrible drummer
13 Saying that Paul McCartney sucks because his songs are schmaltzy
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