Top Ten Ways the US Could Lose Territory

The Top Ten

1 Texan Independent

No offense to Texas, but I wouldn't object it's independence.

Actually, there's no way that's not offensive to Texas.

just... #sorrynotsorry

Yordridge,the US has a law that when states join the Union they can't leave,not sure if it applies to the territories though

2 Russian Alaska

3 Independent Puerto Rico

Puerto Rico becomes its own country

4 Independent Hawaii

Hawaii says it doesn't have any cultural ties to the US and seperates

5 Mexican South Texas

Because Donald Trump had to save money on the fence

6 Canadian Maine

7 Communist Florida

The Russian minority in Florida takes over and a extreme group leads

8 Nazi-Satanistic-Zombie Wyoming

Do not trust Wyoming

I'm sorry, but what?

9 Mexican California

10 Giant Earthquake Slides California Into the Pacific

Is that even possible?

The Contenders

11 New Orleans Massive Levee Failure Permanently Floods Hundreds of Square Miles

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