Ways You Can Torture Sugou Nobuyuki

This list just captures my burning passion of Sugou "S---head" Noboyuki

And I would like to dedicate this list to all users of the Toptens who hate Sugou Noboyuki like ModernSpongeBobSucks, Hoxton and PugLlama.

The Top Ten

1 Chop off his head and stuff it in a blender
2 Have Jeff the Killer mutilate his stomach
3 He gets torn to shreds by wolves and foxes
4 Slit his wrists

Ha! He even whined like a baby when he had his cheeks slit! I'd love to see his wrists get slit along with many other body parts as well! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Nah, this is too tame. Sugou needs to really suffer. - Absolite

5 Run over him with a 1000,000,000 pound bulldozer
6 Boil him in water
7 Get Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin and Kagamine Len to get guns and shoot him

Why Vocaloids, though?

More like give them a roadroller, but I like the idea - Okochama-san675

8 Get Naruto to unleash the Kyueby on him and laugh as Sugou dies
9 Get Homura Akemi to destroy him, literally until he is in pieces

This will make Homura even more awesome than she already is. - Absolite

10 Make Him Listen to Justin Bieber

Yeah and play the music real loud enough to make annoy him. I bet he doesn't like Justin Bieber music or does he?

The Newcomers

? Make Him Lick a Frozen Pole
? Make Him Lick a Scientist's Lab Table Before He Cleans It Up

The Contenders

11 Buttercup uses her laser eyes on him

YES YES YES YES YES YES - TwilightKitsune

12 Force Him to Read This List

I would love this - TwilightKitsune

And he dies from heart attack - Neonco31

If he can read, I mean.

13 Send Him Into Barney & Friends

Yes, because he and Barney are both creeps - TwilightKitsune

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14 Force him to watch Frozen 900 times

Frozen? Nah, you're too kind. How's about we show him The Garbage Pail Kid Movie 1800 times and strain his eyes through each run? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

*laughs like an evil maniac* Sugou, thy fate be full of anger and pain! - TwilightKitsune

15 Make Dio Brando Road Roller him

I find it painfully ironic how the Japanese voice actor for Sugou Nobuyuki also voices Dio Brando. Oh well, it will be all the more fun to have the better villain stomp this perverted jerk. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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16 Slice Off His Head with a Sword

Haha, I would do this - TwilightKitsune

17 Slice His Face Off and Kick Him Into a Volcano

Just like Sedullus' death in Spartacus, just with a volcano added

18 Pour Gasoline All Over Him Then Burn Him with a Blowtorch

Pure evil - TwilightKitsune

19 Slowly cut his limbs off with a rusty saw, throw them down a waterfall, then leave his remains to rot and be eaten by maggots

I have no mercy... Muahaha > - Absolite

20 Get Toph to bury him alive and kick him and make him cry as he is being buried
21 Force him to play Dark Souls

Sugou: **** I can't ******* beat this ******* game, I just want to bang someone
Kirito" Git good Casul - Hoxton

22 Make him go to the Middle East and get killed by ISIS
23 Hire him at Konami

After all Konami treats its employees like slaves so "Taste of your own medicine, Doctor" - Hoxton

24 Send him to Gotham
25 Make Light Yagami write his name in his Death Note
26 Force him to watch 2 Girls 1 Cup

Do not look up 2 Girls 1 Cup unless you want to puke out your own stomach

27 Set his tongue on fire

I honestly can think of many ways to mutilate Sugou's tongue, including incinerating the disgusting thing. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

28 Kill Him With a Long, Very Sharp Knife

YES! YES! YES! Finish off what Kirito spared in episode 25! To be honest, I would have been okay with Kirito killing Sugou, but I guess Sugou rotting in prison for life is enough for me. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

29 Force Him to Watch Happy Tree Friends

If he was in the show, Flippy would turn evil and kill him in a way we all would enjoy

30 Poison him
31 Set Him on Fire
32 Throw Him Out the Window
33 Strangle Him
34 Punch Him in the Balls
35 Drill a Hole in His Skull and Pour Cyanide in It

I don't know who added this, but whoever did, I want you to know that you are truly awesone - TwilightKitsune

36 Push Him Off a Cliff
37 Make Him Play a Crossover of Bubsy 3D and Superman 64
38 Gouge his eyes out
39 Feed Him to a Clan of Hyenas
40 Put Him in a Yard Full of Large Dogs with Strips of Bacon in His Pockets
41 Tie Him to a Golf Cart and Throw Golf Balls at Him
42 Lock Him in a Room Filled with Cow Flatulence
43 Burn His Face Off with a Blow Torch
44 Pound an Alarm Clock So It's Always On

Why is the Nicki Minaj song "Pound The Alarm" playing in my head right now?

45 Tie Him in Front of the Windshield of a Car and Do Crazy Stunts
46 Waterboard Him with Pee
47 Rub Poison Ivy All Over His Body
48 Tie Him to a Pole and Have 60 Llamas Spit on Him
49 Hang Him Upside Down
50 Force Him to Watch Ren Seeks Help
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