Top Ten Ways You Could Get Rid of Your Old TV
The Top Ten
1 Give it to charity
2 Throw it through the window
This would be fun...
3 Break it with a hammer and sell the parts inside
4 Gift it to a friend
5 Use it as a magic mirror and ask the guy in the mirror to get rid of the TV
6 Put clothes over it until you don't see it
7 Find a magic lamp and ask the genie to get rid of your TV
You will probably waste a wish, though. Be sure it's worth it.
8 Just wait until it magically gets tired of being there and gets rid itself all by its own
That's why my room is messy
9 Speaking out the magic spell and making it disappear into the multiverse
10 Imagine it far away from your house
The Contenders
11 Smash it with a baseball bat
12 Sell it on eBay
I want to do this!
13 Sell it at a pawn shop
14 Break it open and crawl inside
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