Ways You Wouldn't Want to Get Killed or Injured

The Top Ten Ways You Wouldn't Want to Get Killed or Injured

1 Suffocate in the bathtub

You mean drown in a bathtub. Or whatever.

My little brother's idea... again. - TwilightKitsune

2 Trip over a squeaky toy

You can stub your leg and smash your foot. - TwilightKitsune

3 Break your spleen
4 Drilled into the forehead and to the brain
5 Fall into a meat grinder
6 Get run over by a scooter

I had this magazine once where little kids could send in poems and one person wrote 'my scooty can go over the eiffel tower' lol. - TwilightKitsune

7 Getting your head caught in a blender and being blended
8 You fall into an incinerator
9 Getting your hand caught in the shedding machine
10 Get trapped in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria

The Contenders

11 Burnt alive
12 Drop steaming hot porridge on yourself
13 Get bruised by a pancake
14 Break your spine
15 Be melted by lava
16 Your mom kills you
17 Going deaf listening to Justin Bieber's squeaky voice

That won't happen unless a Justin Bieber song is playing in the background and you die of a heart attack or stroke.

If the voice of Justin Bieber can be altered into higher frequency, you can get deaf and you can also have a severe headache.

18 Get impaled in the eye
19 Have a heart attack while eating ice cream
20 Impaled by javelin
21 Crash your spaceship into the sun
22 Your head gets cut off
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