Weakest Video Game Characters

These characters are really useless, and this is how it should be.

The Top Ten

1 Goomba Goomba Goombas, known in Japan as Kuribo, are a species of sentient mushrooms from Nintendo's Mario franchise.

This and Micro Goomba are weak galore.

The only time a player would die is if they miscalculate something in speed runs, they were Big Goombas that surrounded the player or they're beginners (even so, you learn quick).

They're known to walk off cliffs and walk slow, plus they're easy kills. The best of these is probably Micro Goombas, considering A. They're hard(er) to hit, and B. They have a bit more use (restricting the players movement). - Qryzx


2 Magikarp (Pokemon) Magikarp (Pokemon) Magikarp, known in Japan as Koiking is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. It resembles an orange fish with whiskers. It was created by Ken Sugimori, Magikarp first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels. It is a water type that evolves ...read more.

Magikarp is the weakest Pokemon of all time the only attack it knows is Splash which is useless in battle. - egnomac

Magikarp is way too weak for everything, weaker than every fictional character

He is the weakest thing in video game

Doesn't learn any offensive moves until level 15, takes a lot of grinding/exp shares to evolve, its signature move doesn't have any effect

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3 Moto Bug
4 Waddle Dee Waddle Dee

Not weak awesome in super smash Flash - Wayan

5 Johnny Cage Johnny Cage

Johnny cage is not weak!

6 Dan Hibiki Dan Hibiki
7 Bob the Killer Goldfish (Earthworm Jim 2)
8 Hercule Satan Hercule Satan
9 Glass Joe (Punch Out) Glass Joe (Punch Out)

Want to know something, a 5 year old person can beat glass joe with their eyes closed.

He's the easiest character in all of the franchise, easier than gabby jay.

10 Lester (Lester the Unlikely)

He loses to a turtle and crab anybody can just poke the dude and he'll be dead!

The most scared character in video games.

The Contenders

11 Negative Man (Mother 3)

If you are in a fight with this guy, HE CRIES THE WHOLE FIGHT.

12 Princess Peach (Mario Series) Princess Peach (Mario Series) Princess Peach is a major character in the Mario Bros. Franchise. She is the lead female of the The Mario franchise. She is usually the character who needs saved in most Mario Games, but also has appeared as a playable character in the Main-Series Mario Games, including Super Mario 3D World, Super Mario ...read more.

All she does is sit around, wait to get kidnapped then sit around and wait to be saved! At least toad tries to help! And Zelda helps you as much as she can! And even the other princess like girls in the mushroom kingdom at least they don't get kidnapped! Like come on peach, can't you do anything at all!

Peach's abilities mostly aren't that much support, unlike Zelda. Although, keep in mind that she can send Mario letters, even in space across Galaxies. - Qryzx

13 Koopa Troopa Koopa Troopa Koopa Troopas, or just simply Koopas, known in Japan as Nokonoko, are a fictional race of turtle or tortoise-like creatures from the Mario series, as well as its sister Yoshi series.
14 Sans (Undertale) Sans (Undertale) Sans or Sans the Skeleton is a character in the 2015 RPG Undertale created by Toby Fox. He is a lazy, pun-loving skeleton who is a supporting protagonist in the "pacifist" and "neutral" routes of Undertale, and a heroic antagonist/final boss of the "genocide" route. He is known for his incredibly difficult ...read more.

Think about this- he has 1 HP. SURE, disagree with me on this, but he has less than Monster Kid. He may be strongest and plays hard-to-fight, but man. RELISH this as a CONDIMENT, KETCHUP to my level and that's how I MUSTARD this thought. Man, Sans is beast, but think of it this way- he has 1 HP. Over 20 and less than 30 attempts in a go and he will be dead. Disagree with me or not, but in Undertale has this character all wrong. :/

His KR is the only reason his fight is “hard” at all, and it only canonacly works on people with bad karma, so without it, his attacks would only do one damage, making him being able to beat characters like Mario, Goku, Shovel Knight, etc near impossible. Face it. He’s weak. Just accept it.

15 Harley Quinn Harley Quinn Harley Quinn is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly as a sidekick of the Joker.
16 Feebas (Pokemon) Feebas (Pokemon)
17 Big the Cat Big the Cat
18 Weedle (Pokemon) Weedle (Pokemon) Weedle is a worm-like Pokémon in the Pokémon series. It evolves to Kakuna, which evolves to Beedrill. Its name may come from "worm" and "needle", or "weed" and "needle", referencing that it chews weeds, helping gardeners.
19 Caterpie (Pokemon) Caterpie (Pokemon)
20 Toad (Super Mario) Toad (Super Mario) Toad, known in Japan as Kinopio, is a major character in the Mario Bros. Franchise. He assists Princess Peach in the Mushroom Kingdom and will do whatever it takes to help her. He first appeared in the classic game, USA exclusive Super Mario Bros. 2 for the NES. Since then he has been a reoccurring ...read more.

This guy could not make it to super smash bros melee, brawl, and super smash bros 4.

21 Dr Eggman
22 Pauline (Super Mario) Pauline (Super Mario) Pauline, also known as Daniella Verducci, is the original damsel-in-distress whom Mario must rescue from the eponymous ape in the original Donkey Kong.

We don't know if she's weak, we just know she can't fight a gorilla. ❤❤❤❤

23 Gabby Jay (Super Punch-Out) Gabby Jay (Super Punch-Out)
24 Dan Hibiki (Street Fighter) Dan Hibiki (Street Fighter)
25 Pichu (Super Smash Bros. Melee) Pichu (Super Smash Bros. Melee) Pichu is an Electric type Baby Pokémon introduced in Gen. 2. It evolves into Pikachu. It is in the in undiscovered egg group, since it's a baby Pokémon. It is No. 172 in the Pokedex. It can be called a joke character in Super Smash Bros. Melee, because of its awful stats and weak moves.
26 Luigi (Super Mario Bros)

You can't help but feel sorry for this guy. When he lives in the shadow of an already weak video game character that pretty much says it all.

27 Unown (Pokemon) Unown (Pokemon) Unown is a Psychic type Pokémon from the Johto region, taking on the form of letters and punctuation. It is often considered the weakest Pokémon, with low stats and access to only one move, Hidden Power (which can be learnt by nearly every Pokémon anyway)
28 Prince Charmles (Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King)
29 Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) Sonic the Hedgehog, trademarked Sonic The Hedgehog, is the title character and protagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog series released by Sega, as well as numerous spin-off comics, five animated shows, and an animated OVA.

You underestimate Sonic, you idiot!

He has destroyed many ships, robots...
Who put him in this list?

30 Mario (Mario Bros Series) Mario (Mario Bros Series) Mario is the main character in the Mario Bros. Franchise, who was created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario Game, including spinoff series, as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super ...read more.

Yep, so powerful he can't kill bowser by himself, but relies on an axe to do it. He can't jump high by himself, so he needs a hat to do it. He can't survive a hit by himself, so he relies on food to do it. Weak. - Brazencoronet17

He dies by simply "touching" a goomba? And he dies in one hit? What a wimp.

Guy below uh watch swanky box, s video is Mario a superhero your just jealous of Mario being popula he's destroyed bricks and thrown Bowser so take him off

31 Rosalina (Mario Series) Rosalina (Mario Series) Rosalina, known as Rosetta in Japan, is a major character in the Mario Bros . Franchise . She first appeared in the popular Mario Game, Super Mario Galaxy in 2007 for the Nintendo Wii and later returned for the game's sequel in 2010 . Since then, she has been featured in many main-series Mario Games ...read more.

She's such a wimp in smash bros by using a luma what a dumb princess

32 Snowdrake's Mother (Undertale)
33 Whimsun (Undertale)
34 Mettaton NEO (Undertale)
35 Mugman

Mugman is a wimp he was scared when cuphead made a deal with the devil

36 Kirby Kirby Kirby is a fictional character and the protagonist of the Kirby series of video games owned by Nintendo and HAL Laboratory. His first game was created in 1992, and the pink puffball has made his way into the hearts of fans of all ages.

It's a pink blob! This thing only is called powerful because his games are so easy, a five year old could beat them while sleeping! Think about this: He's SO weak, he relies on enemies to stand a chance! All he can do is breathe! He needs AIR to do things. He's pathetic! - Brazencoronet17

Like how some characters rely on weapons? Also, just because the enemies in Kirby games are weak doesn't mean their abilities aren't strong. And don't we ALL need air to do things? I don't see your point... - Qryzx

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