These characters are really useless, and this is how it should be.
The Top Ten
1GoombaGoombas, known in Japan as Kuribo, are a species of sentient mushrooms from Nintendo's Mario franchise.
Johnny cage is not weak!
6Bob the Killer Goldfish (Earthworm Jim 2)
7Magikarp (Pokemon)Magikarp, known in Japan as Koiking is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. It resembles an orange fish with whiskers. It was created by Ken Sugimori, Magikarp first appeared in the video games Pokémon Red and Blue and subsequent sequels. It is a water type that evolves ...read more.
Magikarp is the weakest Pokemon of all time the only attack it knows is Splash which is useless in battle. - egnomac
9Lester (Lester the Unlikely)
He loses to a turtle and crab anybody can just poke the dude and he'll be dead!
The most scared character in video games.
10Negative Man (Mother 3)
If you are in a fight with this guy, HE CRIES THE WHOLE FIGHT.
?Crash (Crash Bandicoot)Crash Bandicoot is a video game franchise of platform video games. The series, originally exclusive to the Sony PlayStation, was created by Andy Gavin and Jason Rubin during their tenure at Naughty Dog for Sony Computer Entertainment.
11Koopa TroopaKoopa Troopas, or just simply Koopas, known in Japan as Nokonoko, are a fictional race of turtle or tortoise-like creatures from the Mario series, as well as its sister Yoshi series.
12Glass Joe (Punch Out)
Want to know something, a 5 year old person can beat glass joe with their eyes closed.
13Princess Peach (Mario Series)Princess Peach is a major character in the Mario Bros. Franchise. She is usually the character who needs saved in most Mario Games, but also has appeared as a playable character in the Main-Series Mario Games, including Super Mario 3D World, Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Run, and even starred in ...read more.
All she does is sit around, wait to get kidnapped then sit around and wait to be saved! At least toad tries to help! And Zelda helps you as much as she can! And even the other princess like girls in the mushroom kingdom at least they don't get kidnapped! Like come on peach, can't you do anything at all!
14Harley QuinnHarley Quinn is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly as a sidekick of the Joker.
15Sans (Undertale)Sans or Sans the Skeleton is a character in the 2015 RPG Undertale created by Toby Fox. He is a lazy, pun-loving skeleton who is a supporting protagonist in the "pacifist" and "neutral" routes of Undertale, and a heroic antagonist/final boss of the "genocide" route. He is known for his incredibly difficult ...read more.
Think about this- he has 1 HP. SURE, disagree with me on this, but he has less than Monster Kid. He may be strongest and plays hard-to-fight, but man. RELISH this as a CONDIMENT, KETCHUP to my level and that's how I MUSTARD this thought. Man, Sans is beast, but think of it this way- he has 1 HP. Over 20 and less than 30 attempts in a go and he will be dead. Disagree with me or not, but in Undertale has this character all wrong. :/
17Big the Cat
18Weedle (Pokemon)Weedle is a worm-like Pokémon in the Pokémon series. It evolves to Kakuna, which evolves to Beedrill. Its name may come from "worm" and "needle", or "weed" and "needle", referencing that it chews weeds, helping gardeners.
19Toad (Super Mario)Toad, known in Japan as Kinopio, is a major character in the Mario Bros. Franchise. He assists Princess Peach in the Mushroom Kingdom and will do whatever it takes to help her. He first appeared in the classic game, Super Mario Bros. 2 for the USA. Since then he has been a reoccurring character in the ...read more.
This guy could not make it to super smash bros melee, brawl, and super smash bros 4.