Top Ten Weird Ideas for Disney Princess Movies

The Top Ten
1 Dwarf and the Seven Snow Whites

I think this "dwarf" would be a very happy guy.

Make it happen

2 The Poop Fairy Trip
3 Cinderella Gets Stabbed In the Eyes (Revenge from the Fairy Godmother)

No, this is an idea that is TOO dark and too uncreative. First of all, it would be too violent for Disney to put a loved Disney princess who encourages little girls to dream get stabbed in the eyes. Also, it would be way to dark as well. It would also be offensive to Cinderella fans.

4 Cinderella and Her Fairy Cod Mother, and Yes I Meant Cod

Haha what would the Fairy Codmother look like? A giant fish with a dress on? I can just imagine how that would go... It would probably get fried before it could grant any wishes!

5 Ariel and the Mermaid Eating Prince Eric
6 Pocahontas and Her Buck Teeth
7 Mickey Mouse In a Staring Contest With a Dandelion

Wow. Sounds like a great movie. Where can I get tickets to watch Mickey Mouse stare at a dandelion for 3 hours!?

8 Sophia the Last

This could be a horror movie about the secretly dark and disturbing life of Sophia The First.

Where we finally find out where on earth "Enchancia" actually is. My best guess is that it's in England but for the sake of T.V. they have american accents.

This is actually a good title idea for a horror movie.

Where Sophia gets killed by me

9 Jasmine Eating Her Tiger

How about Jasmine gets a white tiger as a companion for Rajah?

10 A Princess that Shoots People for Fun
The Contenders
11 Merida's Wedding

The irony though...

12 Elsa and Anna, Wife and Wife

I'm pretty sure they're not Lesbian. And why would you want to marry your sibling?

13 Rapunzel Eats Her Hair

I thought he cut it in the movie.

14 Beauty and the Chewbacca
15 Aurora and Cinderella Get Married
16 Rapunzel is a Villain Who Kidnaps Mother Gothel

Only this time, Gothel has good hair

17 Jasmine and Snow White in Love
18 Mulan and Aurora in Love
19 Rapunzel Falls in Love with Anna
20 The Princess of Jersey Shore

Snooki as a Disney princess?

21 The Pumbaa Princess
22 Princess of Vulgar
23 Belle Kisses the Wrong Beast! (A Beast Affair)

This would be inappropriate for kids.

It sounds like a porno title

24 Sleeping Beauty Starts Snoring

And has sleep apnea.

25 Ariel Tries Sushi... and Likes It!
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