Top Ten Weird Ideas for Pub Names

Popular names include Red Lion and Greyhound, but I decided to take that to a new level altogether!
The Top Ten
The Three Nipples

You've got a perfect threesome lined up... In your count of nipples and the other way... - Turkeyasylum

The Swollen Knob

Looks like someone took Viagra. - Turkeyasylum

Why would you name yourself after something you use to open a door? I still think Nipples is weirder though. - Garythesnail

The Horny Lobster
The Swan and Man Sex
The Witches' Porn

I'm having a hard time Imagining in my head what this would be like, same thing with the rest of the names - Ajkloth

The Sugary Buttock
The Itchy Groin

Week at least guys can relate right? Guys? Guys?!? - advancewarfare

The Lardy Leprechaun

I hope you TheTopTens fans get the reference. - PositronWildhawk

Still comes from a better country than ya. Please, leave the pub names to the Irish. - Puga

If his teacher saw this... - RiverClanRocks

The Hedgehog and Nuclear Warhead
The Angry Midget

Don't take pictures of angry Chinese fully grown homeless. Please get my reference. - gemcloben

The Contenders

Moe's Tavern - Maddox121

I don't get it... - RiverClanRocks

The Drunken Clam
The Arse's Arse
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