Top Ten Weird Ideas for Pub Names

Popular names include Red Lion and Greyhound, but I decided to take that to a new level altogether!

The Top Ten

1 The Swollen Knob

Looks like someone took Viagra. - Turkeyasylum

Why would you name yourself after something you use to open a door? I still think Nipples is weirder though. - Garythesnail

2 The Three Nipples

You've got a perfect threesome lined up... In your count of nipples and the other way... - Turkeyasylum

3 The Horny Lobster
4 The Swan and Man Sex
5 The Witches' Porn

I'm having a hard time Imagining in my head what this would be like, same thing with the rest of the names - Ajkloth

6 The Sugary Buttock
7 The Itchy Groin

Week at least guys can relate right? Guys? Guys?!? - advancewarfare

8 The Lardy Leprechaun

I hope you TheTopTens fans get the reference. - PositronWildhawk

Still comes from a better country than ya. Please, leave the pub names to the Irish. - Puga

If his teacher saw this... - RiverClanRocks

9 The Hedgehog and Nuclear Warhead
10 The Angry Midget

Don't take pictures of angry Chinese fully grown homeless. Please get my reference. - gemcloben

The Contenders

11 Moe's

Moe's Tavern - Maddox121

I don't get it... - RiverClanRocks

12 The Drunken Clam
13 Drunk'n'Love
14 The Arse's Arse
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Top Remixes

1. The Horny Lobster
2. The Three Nipples
3. The Itchy Groin
1. The Horny Lobster
2. The Three Nipples
3. The Swan and Man Sex
1. The Swollen Knob
2. The Three Nipples
3. The Swan and Man Sex


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