Top Ten Weird Lists That Aren't on TheTopTens

The non existing lists that would make TopTens Weird and Awkward.

The Top Ten

1 Top Ten Reasons Why Stubbing Your Toe Is Too Holy To Be Non-Life Threatening

I am so making this list

2 Top Ten Fetuses Ever Eaten By TopTenners

Twenty so far. Delicious with Serrano Pepper Relish.

3 Top Ten Chuck Norris Beat Downs of Bear Grylls

4 Top Ten Pictures of God Ever Taken

5 Top Ten FIFA Game Packages That Contain EA's Secret

6 Top Ten Fist Fights Ever

7 Top Ten Universes

That would really depend on how you define "universe". There's the many worlds theory, the string theory multiverse model, and the separate observable universes.

8 Top Ten Poops That You Should Take

9 Top Ten TopTenners With The Most Swagger

10 Top Ten Reasons Why A Donut Should Be A Prime Minister

Britgirl would be good at this.
Update: I have now done this list myself.

The Contenders

11 Scariest Moments in TheTopTens the Movie

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