Top Ten Weird New Year's Resolutions

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1 Shave The Head and Get Bald For Every Lie You Say

What is you lie before your hair grows back? Do you shave your scalp? Then skull? Then brain?

Girls, please don't take this resolution - paasadani

Well, that escalated rather quickly. - PositronWildhawk

Not doing this one

V 3 Comments
2 Visit McDonald's Everyday

Bad New Years resolution, that's all I can say - SilviaCat

I guess your resolution isn't weight loss... - Garythesnail

Change it to visit subway everyday because they have yummy and healthy foods

I could just visit everyday and call everybody who is eating there obese

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3 Dig Forty Four Pits In The Backyard

And you don't even need a dogs help? - Nateawesomeness

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4 Destroy Your Video Game Consoles

NO! Video games are awesome you are very dumb if you do that

Heck yeah! I play league of Legends on the computer...

I'm not breaking something I spent $100 or more on. - Garythesnail

V 3 Comments
5 Fight Two Tigers With Your Hands Every Week

What the hell? I may be aggressive, but I would never do this

You wouldn't live to do it multiple weeks

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6 Peel 60 Bananas Everyday

Great Idea, that's 21900 in one year, a lot of bananas and no sense... - Anton110

Well donkey kong won't be here luckily - Nateawesomeness

7 Quit Using Headphones

I don't think I would keep this resolution. - PositronWildhawk

Makes sense, actually. Headphones are huge sources of bacteria. - PeterG99

8 Quit Wearing Orange Clothes

Orange you glad I didn't say... Black? - keycha1n

9 Gain Weight
10 Quit Using Toothpastes V 3 Comments

The Contenders

11 Make A New Year's Resolution
12 Don't Forget To Build The Time Machine V 1 Comment
13 Going Out For Midnight Walking Everyday
14 Catch as Many Germs as Possible

This one is simply awful

15 Try to Eat More Deep-Fried Things
16 Be The Mayor of Candyland
17 Play more Xbox 360 V 2 Comments
18 Shave The Weeknd's Hair
19 Get A Bacon Sandwich
20 Slap and/or Punch A Taco
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1. Shave The Head and Get Bald For Every Lie You Say
2. Try to Eat More Deep-Fried Things
3. Quit Using Toothpastes
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1. Shave The Head and Get Bald For Every Lie You Say
2. Try to Eat More Deep-Fried Things
3. Catch as Many Germs as Possible
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1. Shave The Head and Get Bald For Every Lie You Say
2. Dig Forty Four Pits In The Backyard
3. Visit McDonald's Everyday
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