Top Ten Weird New Year's Resolutions


The Top Ten

1 Shave The Head and Get Bald For Every Lie You Say

What is you lie before your hair grows back? Do you shave your scalp? Then skull? Then brain?

Girls, please don't take this resolution - paasadani

Well, that escalated rather quickly. - PositronWildhawk


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2 Visit McDonald's Everyday

Bad New Years resolution, that's all I can say - SilviaCat

I guess your resolution isn't weight loss... - Garythesnail

Change it to visit subway everyday because they have yummy and healthy foods

I wouldn't eat anything there. I could just visit it. #Brains - MaxAurelius

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3 Dig Forty Four Pits In The Backyard

"What are the pits for? "


And you don't even need a dogs help? - Nateawesomeness

Fam this ain't holes. Oh wait it is. - AlphaQ

If it is for one�'s enemies, 44 pits might not be enough

4 Fight Two Tigers With Your Hands Every Week

What the hell? I may be aggressive, but I would never do this

You wouldn't live to do it multiple weeks

Only two? You humans can do better! - Cyri

Wow. - Anton110

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5 Destroy Your Video Game Consoles

NO! Video games are awesome you are very dumb if you do that

Heck yeah! I play league of Legends on the computer...

I'm not breaking something I spent $100 or more on. - Garythesnail

Yah, make sense...

Actually, no... no sense anyway... - Anton110

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6 Peel 60 Bananas Everyday

Great Idea, that's 21900 in one year, a lot of bananas and no sense... - Anton110

Well donkey kong won't be here luckily - Nateawesomeness

Donkey Kong won't be very happy - BorisRule

7 Quit Using Headphones

I don't think I would keep this resolution. - PositronWildhawk

Makes sense, actually. Headphones are huge sources of bacteria. - PeterG99

I NEED mine to survive my crazy Asian family!

No, I need music. - Userguy44

8 Make A New Year's Resolution

This is the best one lol! - Userguy44

9 Quit Wearing Orange Clothes

Orange you glad I didn't say... Black? - keycha1n

10 Going Out For Midnight Walking Everyday

Walking at night is underrated. - Cesium

Lol I do this on accident a lot. I should probably stop before I'm raped and murdered

The Contenders

11 Gain Weight

I really need to gain weight. I'm less than 40 kg. - AlphaQ

12 Don't Forget To Build The Time Machine

Should help when it comes to homework. - Rocko

Take the Delorean! - Anton110

13 Quit Using Toothpastes

You would have yellow teeth

Fine if u want cavities then go ahead.

This gross👅(but the teeth are yellow)

14 Catch as Many Germs as Possible

This one is simply awful

15 Try to Eat More Deep-Fried Things
16 Shave The Weeknd's Hair

He won't know because he can't feel his face, remember?

He shared it in 2016 though. Great artist. - AlphaQ

I love his hair

17 Play more Xbox 360

That's a good one... - Anton110

Play more Xbox 360

18 Be The Mayor of Candyland
19 Get A Bacon Sandwich


20 Slap and/or Punch A Taco
21 Become a Belieber
22 Waste All Your Money On Your Pet Rock

Mine ran away. =( - AlphaQ

It just makes sense.

23 Go to Virginia to kick PETA's ass

PETA deserves to being kicked in a hole. - BorisRule

Good one, actually. - MrCoolC

I would do this - IceFoxPlayz

24 Build A Wall
25 Kill all the Insolent ones
26 Stop Wearing Underwear


27 Masturbate every morning.

It will change you for sure

28 Eat No Gherkins

I did this last year successfully. first ever new years resolution I completed

29 Kill Any Stray Animals

I hate this list!
*leaves list immediately*
- TheDuttyGyal

30 Shave a Bear
31 Stop Blinking
32 Start Hugging Fish
33 Have sex with a tattooed girl every second Thursday in the month

Amazing goal, Only for those who can live up the challange

34 Netflix and Chill 24/7

tru - AlphaQ

35 Spend The Day At Ulta Beauty
36 Quit TheTopTens

Never! You'll never get me to leave! (starts hyperventilating) - Rocko

37 Rob a Bank


38 Lick a Doorknob Every Day

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. - Cesium

39 Hav BD Gramer and Spelin 2 the Point Wher Its HRD 2 Reed Ur Speling
40 Sell Your Poop

At least you can get some $$$. - MrCoolC

41 Climb Mt. Everest for Every Time You Lose a Game or Are Punished
42 Eat Green Eggs and Ham
43 Stop Wearing Clothes
44 Bang your best friend
45 Kiss your grandpa every day and night
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1. Shave The Head and Get Bald For Every Lie You Say
2. Try to Eat More Deep-Fried Things
3. Quit Using Toothpastes
1. Shave The Head and Get Bald For Every Lie You Say
2. Try to Eat More Deep-Fried Things
3. Catch as Many Germs as Possible
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