Top 10 Weird Pastry Names to Use As Petnames for Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend

A silly list inspired by a conversation with PoisitronWildhawk. The story behind this one is odd.
The Top Ten
1 Cream Finger

The perfect one for a boyfriend, and buttercream finger for an ex. This little project was fun, LizKing!

2 Spotted Dick

Just don't go calling the fellow this in public. Or the lady, for that matter.

3 Brutti ma Buoni (Ugly But Good)
4 Crunky Nude Ball
5 Cream Stick
6 Nun's Fart
7 Tiny Raspberry Fool
8 Cinnamon Roll
9 Fudge Round
10 MoonPie
The Contenders
11 Sprinkles
12 Butter Biscuit
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