Weird and Random Things to Think About When We're Over-Tired

It just occured to me that some pretty randon things pop into my head when I'm over tired.
The Top Ten
1 Bacon, Bacon... Everywhere!

Bacon rashers. I know! Who'd have thunked it?

2 Yellow Men

All talking at the same time... Maybe now would be the best time to see some nice person in a lovely white coat and a sympathetic smile...

Or yellow men in a yellow submarine.

3 Money Growing On Trees

I get this all the time! Gold loonies ($1 coins), growing into green $20s, turning into red $10s and falling to the ground, where they freeze into blue $5s. I wonder what it means...

4 Flying CDs, DVDs and Books

In my over-tired state, I have truly seen these fly around the room. ,

5 A Jumbled Up Song
6 What's the Point of Bad Wigs?

Pretty random and indeed weird but it HAS crossed my mind when under the influence of insomnia

7 Needing Sleep

Often this pops into my head when I'm tired. Funny, that. ,

8 Toilet Cubicles Without Doors

Gee, no thanks! Nobody wants to know what you do in there!

9 French Kissing

I will spit on you!

10 Loud Random Words

Haha Yup I have not Volume Switch when I'm over tired or been drinking a lot!

So many words to choose, but which one should one use?
Weird!

The Contenders
11 Whether We Will Have Hover Boards by Next Year
12 Whether Giraffes Like the Color Purple
13 How Long Does It Take for an Elephant to Sneeze?
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