Top Ten Weird Things to Do With Your 500th List On TheTopTens

I have no idea what went through my head as I made this list. The last thing I remember was a number on the stats page.

The Top Ten

1 Passively insult every other user on the site

Lunatic? Eh... I'll take it.

Me on the other hand, knows this user with painfully awful puns... - keycha1n

That dumbfounded ginger root is losing his appeel, and the Oriental chick who drew him chow mein a lunatic! - PositronWildhawk

I legit had to search up oriental. Thought you called me a rug at first. Haha! - keycha1n

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2 Commemorate a milestone

Well, first of all Congrats, and secondly, you really racing up the stats man! - Kiteretsunu

What the hell am I doing?!?! I'm only the thirteenth user to reach 500! Damn you, Alexandr, MatrixGuy, Magnolia, westofohio, Irina2932, anthonyberecca831, EvilAngel, bobbythebrony, booklover1, Ajkloth, decorulez97 and kormo! - PositronWildhawk

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3 Rant on about why 500 is a stupid number of lists to have

It's just a sign that the site will encounter an internal server error (error 500) as the list is published! Its Roman Numeral is a slang term for a male vegetable, and its only interesting mathematical property: it's a Harshad Number, which couldn't be more obvious when you damn well think about it! - PositronWildhawk

4 Add hundreds of conspiracy theories linking the Russian government to TheTopTens admins and forward it to the FBI

Imagine that this sight gets investigated, although I doubt the FBI will have time for it. - ToptenPizza

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5 Bot-vote on it 500 times and make it a number one hit

This probably happens to a lot of lists. - PositronWildhawk

I wish this could happen with my lists - BKAllmighty

This will happen a lot - EpicJake

6 Despair about why being an avid listmaker could mean you won't go to heaven, and try to make everyone pity you

As an atheist, I think I have a way around this problem. - PositronWildhawk

7 Send it to the Queen of England and receive a knighthood

I think Sir Wildhawk sounds rather generic, though. Positron is better. - PositronWildhawk

Oh boy... - TwilightKitsune

I am just fine with being Aes Sedai, I don't need a knighthood on top of that. - Merilille

8 Use it to hit on your favourite user of the opposite sex

I'm not going anywhere near your "pile".

If that was for Tina, then this is awkward. - keycha1n

Well, if you aren't at the top of the list, you'd logically be somewhere within the pile. I'm just not used to having less than ten people on a pile. - PositronWildhawk

You're on the list, baby, and the top of my pile! - PositronWildhawk

Nope not doing that I have no favorites on this site. - MrQuaz680

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9 Make a cannily convincing argument that everyone but you is an idiot

I think more intelligently than you, therefore I am. Were you ever in doubt? - PositronWildhawk

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10 Make an unexpected and career-changing confession on it

He didn't make one of them; his brother made all 500. - gemcloben

I am a secret Soviet spy (it's STILL ALIVE). Or am I... - Turkeyasylum

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The Contenders

11 Make a special blog about it
12 Rant about every one of your lists
13 Dance in your underwear
14 Make it about Nicki Minaj's butt
15 Make It About Reasons Not to Hate Iggy Azalea
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