Top 10 Weird Things to Pull Out from Your Buttocks In Surgery
The Top Ten
1 Live Eel
2 Golf Ball
3 Dynamite
4 Meth
Well, how do you think it got there?
5 Dildo
6 Lightbulb
7 Live Fish
8 Bullet
9 Avocado
10 Baby
Random guy: NURSE! SOMETHING'S CRAWLING AROUND IN MY ASS!
Nurse: Calm down sir, let me take a look
*The nurse takes the guy to the operating room and pulls a baby out of his rectum*
Random lady: MY BABY!
Me: ARGGHH!
Doctor: Almost got it, one, two, THREE!
*The doctor pulls a baby out of my butt*
Baby: It was dark inside that guy, where's my mommy?
The Contenders
11 Poop
12 Cocaine
13 A Mango
14 Chainsaw
15 A Jar
16 A Gun
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