Top Ten Weird Things to Say During a Speech

The Top Ten

1 Umm.......I like trains

Who doesn't like trains?

2 Blah blah blah blah YO MOM!

3 I have a SANDWICH!

4 First of all Donald Trump sucks! And what's even worse is I still have a frickin SANDWICH!

5 I like bread

6 baby baby ohhh ahhhh!

7 If you want to hear something interesting it first started---------censored-----------!

8 My mom showed me the way of life... she said I still Have A Sandwich!

Well, I noticed that almost 99% of this list are just items related to sandwiches.

9 I lost my f***ing sandwich!

10 I cannot stress enough how unimportant this subject is.

Pretty weird because the person's still gonna keep talking about it.

I'm still talking about it anyway though.

The Contenders

11 I go to therapy for sandwiches!

I think I speak for all of us when I ask "What's up with all the sandwich-related items? "

12 You're sexy

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