Top Ten Weird Things to Say to a Prostitute

The Top Ten

1 Get away from me you sexy older lady!

Wow that's just unappealing

2 Can I have your number?

3 Have you ever seen a squirrel pole-dance?

4 Spit or swallow?

5 Feels so good

6 Sister! What would mum say?

She'd say "I started you off, so I demand a share of the dough! "

7 I'm a talking question mark

8 I actually have a corkscrew shaped willy.

9 Wow, you can really see the damage, can't you?

10 What is this! What is this!

The Contenders

11 Ever thought of settling down and having a family with someone?

12 You look like Francine Smith

13 What if I'm you and you're me?

14 Did you flunk out of high school, or was it kindergarten?

15 Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

16 You smell like cheese. Are you from Wisconsin?

17 I want to sex you up

18 My anaconda don't!

19 Would you marry me?

20 Are you virgin?

21 Do you donate to charity?

22 What's 9+10?

23 You wanna play Wii?

24 Do you watch Jersey Shore?

25 Roxanne

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