Top Ten Weird Things to Say to Your Love On Valentine's Day

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1 Nobody touches my junk quite the way you do

Ha! Is this supposed to have a double meaning or... - happyhappyjoyjoy

Haha! Laughed so hard on this one! - MasterJamezZXQ

And why would girls even try to get their hands dirty in the first place?

That is disgusting, and a bit weird. - micahisthebest

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2 If I were snow monkeys, I'd pick up dead skin and insects off your fur even if I wasn't looking to mate

That was random, but I couldn't stop laughing! I like a lot of he things on this list! - NerdyPweeps

I like a lot of items on this list, K... Bye! - HezarioSeth

And do you want to have a swim in my hot tub?

Why would the girl like being dead

It's dead skin not dead monkey. And I think everyone knows what's dead skin. - Kiteretsunu

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3 All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you

One is right,the other is nothing

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4 I love you like a cannibal loves a human flesh

I have a creepy image of this, a cup of coffee,a copy of the hitchhickers guid to the Galaxy,and cannibal corpses(death metal band ) albulm art - Toucan

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5 That self absorbed psychopath and I got back together

That is too bad. - LokiLover2000

6 I love you with all my heart and genitals

Humor even for professionals.

How about you just say heart. - micahisthebest

7 I want to grow old and disgusting with you

I probably won't try this on anyone. - PositronWildhawk

8 I want to do boring things with you V 1 Comment
9 I miss being angry at you

Ahh... I quite like this one. It means that you actually care enough to get angry in the first place. - Britgirl

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10 I am breaking up with you

The Contenders

11 It's comforting to know that we are equally maladjusted
12 I'm a child molester. V 2 Comments
13 I lost my virginity to my brother

This is just gross and inappropriate. Who added this? - Kiteretsunu

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14 The past couple of years I've been in a serious relationship with my dog. It's getting pretty serious. We need to break up.

The list maybe cool, but this item isn't. This is just stupid. Who added this? - Kiteretsunu

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15 I lost my genitals.

Am I weird if I find this funny? Seriously though, can you imagine this happening to you?

16 Merry Christmas

AHAHAAASFGidsvjnqicavlbnvd I'm laughing so hard ahsfkasjgfbpiaoushguwaohfnj - RandomPerson1234

17 Die you horrible lover of swine

Why would you even say this?! It's not romantic! I mean everyone likes to eat bacon! - ethanmeinster

18 You look like you have AIDS

What?! I mean, WHAT?! And YOU look like you need a SLAP! - Britgirl

Well excuse me, you look like the Citizen Kane of hemorrhoids. - SuperHyperdude

19 Want some of my AIDS?

Worst saying ever who wanted to say this no one

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20 I'm gay
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1. Nobody touches my junk quite the way you do
2. All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you
3. If I were snow monkeys, I'd pick up dead skin and insects off your fur even if I wasn't looking to mate
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1. Nobody touches my junk quite the way you do
2. If I were snow monkeys, I'd pick up dead skin and insects off your fur even if I wasn't looking to mate
3. That self absorbed psychopath and I got back together
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1. Nobody touches my junk quite the way you do
2. If I were snow monkeys, I'd pick up dead skin and insects off your fur even if I wasn't looking to mate
3. All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you
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