Top Ten Weird Things to Say to Your Love On Valentine's Day

Kiteretsunu

The Top Ten

1 Nobody touches my junk quite the way you do

Ha! Is this supposed to have a double meaning or... - happyhappyjoyjoy

Haha! Laughed so hard on this one! - MasterJamezZXQ

And why would girls even try to get their hands dirty in the first place?

That is disgusting, and a bit weird. - micahisthebest

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2 If I were snow monkeys, I'd pick up dead skin and insects off your fur even if I wasn't looking to mate

I like a lot of items on this list, K... Bye! - HezarioSeth

That was random, but I couldn't stop laughing! I like a lot of he things on this list! - NerdyPweeps

And do you want to have a swim in my hot tub?

Why would the girl like being dead

It's dead skin not dead monkey. And I think everyone knows what's dead skin. - Kiteretsunu

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3 All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you

One is right,the other is nothing

This is kind of funny! Good list K. ! - funnyuser

4 I love you like a cannibal loves a human flesh

I could live a very happy life without this image in my head. - RockFashionista

I have a creepy image of this, a cup of coffee,a copy of the hitchhickers guid to the Galaxy,and cannibal corpses(death metal band ) albulm art - Toucan

5 That self absorbed psychopath and I got back together

That is too bad. - LokiLover2000

6 I love you with all my heart and genitals

Humor even for professionals.

How about you just say heart. - micahisthebest

7 I want to grow old and disgusting with you

I probably won't try this on anyone. - PositronWildhawk

8 I want to do boring things with you

That's is just Lame hahaaha

Not a very Entertaining idea! - Curti2594

9 I miss being angry at you

Ahh... I quite like this one. It means that you actually care enough to get angry in the first place. - Britgirl

This one is strangely so damn cute.

I truly like this one! - rico

Laugh out loud is it weirdd I feel that way about someone.

10 I am breaking up with you

The Contenders

11 I'm a child molester.

You're a CHIIILLLD molester! - xandermartin98

If you were Miley cirus this would be true ;D

12 It's comforting to know that we are equally maladjusted
13 I lost my virginity to my brother

This is just gross and inappropriate. Who added this? - Kiteretsunu

LOL that's disgusting...

NO GO AWAY YOU WEIRD INCEST SUPPORTERS! WHY?!?!

Incest much?

14 Die you horrible lover of swine

Why would you even say this?! It's not romantic! I mean everyone likes to eat bacon! - ethanmeinster

If this is referring to as "pigs are discusting", then that is a huge twisted insult to innocent loving pigs.

15 The past couple of years I've been in a serious relationship with my dog. It's getting pretty serious. We need to break up.

The list maybe cool, but this item isn't. This is just stupid. Who added this? - Kiteretsunu

This is pretty weird. Who put this? - funnyuser

What!? Cool list K.

16 I lost my genitals.

Am I weird if I find this funny? Seriously though, can you imagine this happening to you?

17 Merry Christmas

AHAHAAASFGidsvjnqicavlbnvd I'm laughing so hard ahsfkasjgfbpiaoushguwaohfnj - RandomPerson1234

18 You look like you have AIDS

What?! I mean, WHAT?! And YOU look like you need a SLAP! - Britgirl

19 Want some of my AIDS?

Worst saying ever who wanted to say this no one

That is just creepy! - Skullkid755

20 I'm gay
21 I Will Slap You
22 In the Shadow of the Valley of Death

Marilyn Manson song reference here.

23 I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light
24 I know it's only been three days but let's move to Spain, get married and have six kids.
25 I Have Diarrhea
26 I defy you, heart man!
27 Heart on stick must die!
28 I have Ebola
29 I have aids, I got it from your dad who got it from my cat
30 What's Valentine's Day?
31 I hate everything about you
32 Touch my junk I touch your rump
33 I'm in love with your best friend
34 You smell like Hellboy
35 Do you feel the electricity between us? Zap!
36 There's a Mettaton-shaped hole in my Mettaton-shaped heart
37 You're Like One Of My Japanese Animes!
38 We are never ever getting back together
39 LOL
40 Want to watch WatchMojo?
41 The test results came in.... I'm not your father
42 I love you like more than old people love chicken
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1. Nobody touches my junk quite the way you do
2. All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you
3. If I were snow monkeys, I'd pick up dead skin and insects off your fur even if I wasn't looking to mate
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2. If I were snow monkeys, I'd pick up dead skin and insects off your fur even if I wasn't looking to mate
3. That self absorbed psychopath and I got back together
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3. All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you
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