Top 10 Weird/Unusual Things that Certain Video Games Will Make You Wish You Could Do in Real Life

The Top Ten

1 Sprint through the middle of Tokyo in your underwear, flamboyantly flexing and posing all the while as you chase down evil space aliens and the like in order to retrieve your protein powder from them - Muscle March

2 Re-enact a Godzilla movie inside of a giant horrifically mutated lungfish's brain, with you playing the role of Godzilla - Psychonauts

It would be fun to smash things and liberate a city!

3 Transform basically anything into a fully functional guitar simply by holding it excitedly in your hands and orgasmically yelling "MY GUITAR IS IN MY MIND" at the tops of your lungs - Um Jammer Lammy

4 Randomly find freshly cooked plates of chicken hidden inside walls - Castlevania

5 Gain actual legit superpowers from eating magic mushrooms and hallucinogenic herbs - Super Mario Bros.

6 Summon swarms of angry bees from your hand - BioShock

7 Run and jump on walls as if there's literally nothing to it whatsoever - Prince of Persia

8 Keep the Companion Cube as a pet - Portal

9 Use your own face as a painless, concussion-free whip - Earthworm Jim

10 Date a skeleton - Undertale

The Contenders

11 Pokémon - Pokémon

12 Get taught the art of karate by an anthropomorphic onion with a Chinese mustache - Parappa the Rapper

I always dreamed about this happening...

13 Have sex with Guru Ant - Parappa the Rapper 2

14 Have sex with Gardevoir, Lopunny and Lucario - Pokémon

My faith in humanity is officially in the negatives now

THANKS YOU BUNCH OF PERVERTS!

15 Bring an Entire Civilization of Monsters Peace, Friendship and Hope - Undertale

16 Befriend Asriel Dreemurr - Undertale

True friendship can heal every wound.

17 Play with Endogeny - Undertale

18 Vomit pink candy-filled bubblegum all over people whenever and wherever you speak to them - Um Jammer Lammy

19 Absorb monsters' souls and use their powers - Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow

20 Literally copy your enemies' abilities - Mega Man and Kirby

21 Attack with all of the random objects that Mr. Game & Watch uses - Super Smash Bros.

22 Attach wings onto your hat and fly around with it - Super Mario 64

23 Literally shoot yourself onto the Moon with a cannon - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

24 Eat people, poop them out as eggs, then throw them at other people - Yoshi's Island

25 Literally kill people with your own farts - Super Smash Bros. Brawl

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