Top Ten Weird Ways That Apple Might Rip Off Everyone In the Future

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The Top Ten

1 Officially claim copyright ownership of the letter "i" and sue anyone who uses the letter "i" in a sentence.

The branding they have over "i", it won't surprise if this actually happens X D - Kiteretsunu

This might be the secret reason Keycha1n used a 1 instead of an I... - HoH

2 Implement a recording device into every Apple product that records every conversation in its range, forwarding technology ideas to Apple HQ

Tim Cook? More like Tim Crook, amirite?

3 Make iTunes a part of Apple Music, meaning one has to subscribe to Apple Music to access iTunes

This wouldn't be a problem if it was Apple Records. - PetSounds

4 Make enough money to buy all the justice courts in the world, allowing them to claim copyright ownership of absolutely everything, before suing everyone for false ownership of their "products"

Next thing you know, Twitter will be known as Apple Connect, McNuggets will be known as iNuggets, and Apple, like Justin Bieber, will be on top of every list on this site! - PositronWildhawk

5 Create "Apple Banking", where iTunes credit and bank money are interchangeable, but with an interest deduction on all Apple purchases
6 Install the ever-glitching Apple Maps into government computers, so stock is automatically transferred to obscure locations, where Apple can snatch it

Or the blasted maps could direct the money to somewhere where even Apple can't find it: Samsung HQ! - PositronWildhawk

7 Make the updated iOS larger than 32GB, so that those with a 32GB storage device will have to buy a 64GB storage device to use the new iOS
8 Sell the next iPhone with 50 different types of charge adapter, some more common and some more expensive than others, so people will have to buy a specific lead for a specific iPhone of this generation
9 Charge you not for every purchase, but for every download attempt
10 Resurrect Steve Jobs
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1. Implement a recording device into every Apple product that records every conversation in its range, forwarding technology ideas to Apple HQ
2. Officially claim copyright ownership of the letter "i" and sue anyone who uses the letter "i" in a sentence.
3. Make iTunes a part of Apple Music, meaning one has to subscribe to Apple Music to access iTunes
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