Top Ten Weird Ways of Getting to Sleep

For people who are trying to sleep, don't do this at home
The Top Ten
1 Tripping over yourself into a needle of anesthetic
2 Find a school that goes on for a whole day
3 Hypnotized

Or to be precise, Self-Hypnotism. Hypnotising oneself is somewhat easy when going to sleep at night, a time with the least number of distractions.

4 Passing out after finding HezarioSeth... in a tombstone

Well, who knows where we'll eventually find the master criminal?

5 Knock yourself out
6 Passing out after seeing pictures of your nan naked
7 Sleghehammered
8 Banging yourself against a wall repeatedly

And you fall asleep of boring music. You have a hard head, so banging your head against a wall.

9 Sleeping pills with arson

I think you mean arsenic.

10 Get Mike Tyson to knock you out

Chuck Norris will be a great help too,

The Contenders
11 Watching golf

It would be so boring that you would fall asleep

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