Top Ten Weird Ways to Praise a User While Voting for Them On a User Ranking List

The Top Ten
1 (When the user is already in the top ten) Vote for him/her guys. Deserves at least Top 20.

This is there because the person may not have been in the top 20 a while ago, and as people voted then the comment gets old.

This list is so true.

2 This user isn't crap. Vote for him/her!
3 My bro. My friend. My dummy inspiration. My imaginary playmate. My imaginary shopping mate. My imaginary....
4 I'm voting for him/her as I don't vote for myself. He/she is good but not better than me.

This is what a lot of comments on user ranking lists boil down to.

5 Hands down best username. Screw his/her lists' quality!

Yep this should work pretty well

6 I'm too lazy to see his/her lists but awesome! I'm voting for him/her so he/she is awesome. Awesome!

This is why tons of users make it into the top 50 who don't deserve it...

7 He/she insults my enemy. Vote for him/her!

I think this is Justin Bieber related. But I don't think putting "Vote for him/her! He/she hates Justin Bieber! " would be random. Because almost everyone in TheTopTens hates him equally.

I started laughing so hard when I read this, someone please leave this comment!

8 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yes I know. Yes I know. He/she is awesome. I don't know. I don't know!

I don't know about this one...

9 People who don't vote for him are retards. I voted for him/her so I'm not a retard. He/she isn't a retard too.

Add a couple grammatical and spelling errors and you've got yourself a typical comment.

Sounds awfully like flattery to me.

10 Screw everyone! I'm voting for him/her because I feel like it.
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