Top Ten Weirdest Apocalypses that Could Happen

The Top Ten

1 Everyone gets Nicholas Cage's face

For some reason, I'm laughing at this one. Why Nicholas Cage? It could be a lot lot worse.

2 Slugs take over the world and kill everyone

Would've been scarier if it was mosquitoes

3 Everyone die from loss of blood through the ears due to the terrible sound of Justin Bieber's voice

4 People start leaping from buildings for no reason

5 Everyone evaporates and flies into the sun

6 Green slime containing a deadly toxin is transmitted through hamburgers from In-N-Out burger

7 People are so surprised by the next Harry Potter movie that they all have a heart attack

8 There's a massive outbreak of paper cuts

I think I would actually prefer a plague of Daniel O' Donnell's than this. They sting so badly.

9 Everyone kills themselves with their phones

10 Everyone becomes so obsessed with TheTopTens that they forget about everything else

The Contenders

11 Everyone gets Willem Dafoe's face

Some would say he has a "lived in" face. I'd say more... "slept in." It's not so bad, I've seen worse. Donald *cough* Trump...

12 Jacob Sartorius and Justin Bieber become one

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