Top 10 Weirdest Celebrity Children Names

Not necessarily bad names but pretty weird. Well, some of them are bad.
Welcome to the parade of eccentric choices.

First / given name (Family name)

The Top Ten

1 Pilot Inspektor (Lee)

If you want your child to get bullied to suicide, name them anything on this list. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Son of the actor Jason Lee and actress Beth Riesgraf.
Lee stated this name was inspired by "He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot ", by rock band Grandaddy.
Wow! - Metal_Treasure

2 Moon Unit (Zappa)

Daughter of Frank Zappa - as if he wasn't weird enough as a musician... But wait until you see the names of all his 4 children. - Metal_Treasure

3 Rocket Zot (Worthington)

What the heck is a "Zot"? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

This one is just bad. what are these parents doing?

Son of Australian actors Sam Worthington and Lara Bingle Worthington, born in 2015. Their 2nd son was named Racer. Ok, I admit the 2nd choice was a bit better. - Metal_Treasure

4 Diva Muffin (Zappa)

Daughter of Frank Zappa.
Sounds yummy. - Metal_Treasure

5 Bluebell Madonna (Halliwell)

Daughter of Geri Halliwell (Spice Girls) - Metal_Treasure

6 Ahmet Emuukha Rodan (Zappa)

Why these names? Frank Zappa and his wife Gail (née Sloatman) were Americans.
1) Ahmet mother said, "His first name was that of an imaginary person we always had hanging around back when we had no one on our payroll. We'd snap our fingers and say, 'Ahmet? Dishes. Coffee, please."
2) About the other names his mother explained,"He was also named after a giant pterodactyl that would have ravaged the world if the Japanese film director Ishiro Honda hadn't destroyed it in 1957."
3) He was named after the music executive Amet Ertegün, whom his father admired.

To name your son after a pterodactyl and some other weird stuff? Seems Frank Zappa wife didn't mind. - Metal_Treasure

7 Ireland (Baldwin)

Daughter of actors Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger, born in 1995. - Metal_Treasure

8 Ian Donald Calvin Euclid (Zappa), aka Dweezil Zappa

Euclid? And to fix it, you decided to call him informally Dweezil... - Metal_Treasure

9 North (West)

Daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
I will also add their 2nd child (son) - Saint (West). - Metal_Treasure

10 Moxie CrimeFighter (Jillette)

I love Penn and Teller, but even I've gotta laugh at Penn for this.

Daughter of magician Penn Jillette. - Metal_Treasure

How selfish is that from her parents? If she ever decides to become a supervillain, her name will seriously damage her credibility... - Martin_Canine

The Contenders

11 Frances Bean (Cobain)

Daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love - Metal_Treasure

12 Moroccan (Cannon)

Son of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon - Metal_Treasure

Are the parents even Moroccan? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

13 Audio Science (Clayton)

Son of Shannyn Sossaman and Dallas Clayton, born 2003 - Metal_Treasure

14 Everest (Lucas)

Born 2013. Parents: George Lucas & Mellody Hobson - Metal_Treasure

15 Saint (West)

Son of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. - Metal_Treasure

16 Kal-El Coppola (Cage)

The son of Nicolas Cage, named after a superhero - Metal_Treasure

17 Rosalind "Luna" Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence (Thurman-Busson)

Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson's daughter.
Poor kid has to learn 8 names, half of which unusual... - Metal_Treasure

18 Apple Blythe Alison (Martin)

Daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin (Coldplay) - Metal_Treasure

19 Petal Blossom Rainbow (Oliver)

I highly suspect Jamie and his wife are not fond of children to give them these names

20 Egypt Daoud (Dean)

Son of Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz (Kasseem Dean) - Metal_Treasure

21 Apollo Bowie Flynn (Rossdale)

Parents: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale - Metal_Treasure

22 Journey River (Green)

Son of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green - Metal_Treasure

23 Bodhi Ransom (Green)

Son of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green - Metal_Treasure

24 Sir (Carter)
25 Rumer (Willis) Rumer (Willis)
26 Bear Blu (Jarecki)

Christopher Jarecki's son, born in 2011. - Metal_Treasure

27 Sparrow James Midnight (Madden)

Son of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, born 2009 - Metal_Treasure

28 Zuma Nesta Rock (Rossdale)

Son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale - Metal_Treasure

29 Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha (Momoa)

Son of Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa - Metal_Treasure

30 Jermajesty (Jackson)

Jermaine Jackson's 4th child - Metal_Treasure

31 Royalty (Brown)

The daughter of Chris Brown and Nia Guzman. - Metal_Treasure

32 Emma Tiger (Schweiger)

Daughter of Til Schweiger and Dana Schweiger.
Wolf may be a German name, but Tiger certainly isn't. Plus the fact that the name rhymes is weird enough on its own. - Martin_Canine

33 Summer Rain (Aguilera)

Daughter of Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler. - Martin_Canine

34 Tu (Morrow)

Daughter of actor Rob Morrow. His wife name is Debbon Ayer. "She is debonaire! ", he said. - Metal_Treasure

35 Scout (Willis)

Daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore - Metal_Treasure

36 Ode Mountain (Malone)

Son of Jena Malone and Ethan DeLorenzo - Metal_Treasure

37 Elsie Otter (Pechenik)

Because her mother Zooey Deschanel loves otters. - Metal_Treasure

38 Bear Blaze (Winslet)

Son of Kate Winslet and Ned Rocknroll - Metal_Treasure

A man who changes his surname to "Rocknroll" will never give his child a normal name.

39 Birdie Leigh (Silverstein)

Daughter of Marc Silverstein and Busy Philipps.
They named their 2nd daughter Cricket Pearl.
Their mother said, "It's weird people think my kids will be in therapy because of their names." - Metal_Treasure

40 Cricket Pearl (Silverstein)

See Birdie Leigh (Silverstein) - Metal_Treasure

41 Charlie Ballerina (Sisto)
42 Bastian Kick (Sisto)
43 Bronx Mowgli (Wentz)

Surprisingly awesome name, given the parents.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz - Metal_Treasure

44 Moses Bruce Anthony (Martin)

Son of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin - Metal_Treasure

45 Buddy Bear (Oliver)
46 Poppy Honey (Oliver)
47 Daisy Boo (Oliver)
48 Harlow Winter Kate (Madden)

Daughter of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden - Metal_Treasure

49 Alabama Gypsyrose (Jennings)

Daughter of Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings, born 2007 - Metal_Treasure

50 Titan Jewell (Witherspoon)

Parents: Kelly Rowland and Tim Witherspoon - Metal_Treasure

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