Top 10 Weirdest Celebrity Children Names

Not necessarily bad names but pretty weird. Well, some of them are bad.
Welcome to the parade of eccentric choices.

First / given name (Family name)
The Top Ten
1 Pilot Inspektor (Lee)

Son of the actor Jason Lee and actress Beth Riesgraf.
Lee stated this name was inspired by "He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot ", by rock band Grandaddy.

If you want your child to get bullied to suicide, name them anything on this list.

so stupid. where they high when they picked that name?

2 Moxie CrimeFighter (Jillette)

How selfish is that from her parents? If she ever decides to become a supervillain, her name will seriously damage her credibility...

I love Penn and Teller, but even I've gotta laugh at Penn for this.

Daughter of magician Penn Jillette.

why would name your baby moxie crimefighter? dumb. dumb. dumb. and stupid.

3 Moon Unit (Zappa)

Daughter of Frank Zappa - as if he wasn't weird enough as a musician... But wait until you see the names of all his 4 children.

what the hell?

4 Rocket Zot (Worthington)

Son of Australian actors Sam Worthington and Lara Bingle Worthington, born in 2015. Their 2nd son was named Racer. Ok, I admit the 2nd choice was a bit better.

This one is just bad. what are these parents doing?

What the heck is a "Zot"?

5 Rosalind "Luna" Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence (Thurman-Busson)

Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson's daughter.
Poor kid has to learn 8 names, half of which unusual...

what the hell kind of name is this?

6 Audio Science (Clayton)

Son of Shannyn Sossaman and Dallas Clayton, born 2003

such a stupid name

7 Diva Muffin (Zappa)

Daughter of Frank Zappa.
Sounds yummy.

what is a diva muffin? the name of a porn star?

8 Ahmet Emuukha Rodan (Zappa)

Why these names? Frank Zappa and his wife Gail (née Sloatman) were Americans.
1) Ahmet mother said, "His first name was that of an imaginary person we always had hanging around back when we had no one on our payroll. We'd snap our fingers and say, 'Ahmet? Dishes. Coffee, please."
2) About the other names his mother explained,"He was also named after a giant pterodactyl that would have ravaged the world if the Japanese film director Ishiro Honda hadn't destroyed it in 1957."
3) He was named after the music executive Amet Ertegün, whom his father admired.

To name your son after a pterodactyl and some other weird stuff? Seems Frank Zappa wife didn't mind.

9 Ireland (Baldwin)

Daughter of actors Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger, born in 1995.

10 Bluebell Madonna (Halliwell)

Daughter of Geri Halliwell (Spice Girls)

sound's like a ice cream and a pop star

The Contenders
11 Ian Donald Calvin Euclid (Zappa), aka Dweezil Zappa

Euclid? And to fix it, you decided to call him informally Dweezil...

12 North (West)

Daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
I will also add their 2nd child (son) - Saint (West).

Kim and kanye's next kid will be called south!

13 Genesis Ali (Dean)

Parents: Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

14 Saint (West)

Son of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.

15 Kal-El Coppola (Cage)

The son of Nicolas Cage, named after a superhero

16 Moroccan (Cannon)

Are the parents even Moroccan?

Son of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

17 Elsie Otter (Pechenik)

Because her mother Zooey Deschanel loves otters.

18 Apple Blythe Alison (Martin)

Daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin (Coldplay)

sound's like something that you get from eating a bad apple. then you would get sick from eating it and die.

19 Egypt Daoud (Dean)

Son of Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz (Kasseem Dean)

20 Apollo Bowie Flynn (Rossdale)

Parents: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

21 Everest (Lucas)

Born 2013. Parents: George Lucas & Mellody Hobson

22 Sir (Carter)
23 Rumer (Willis)

I never did know what that name was about

24 Summer Rain (Aguilera)

I think summer rain is a cute name I like it

Daughter of Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler.

25 Bastian Kick (Sisto)
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