Top 10 Weirdest Celebrity Children Names

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Not necessarily bad names but pretty weird. Well, some of them are bad.
Welcome to the parade of eccentric choices.

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First / given name (Family name)

The Top Ten

1 Pilot Inspektor (Lee)

If you want your child to get bullied to suicide, name them anything on this list. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Son of the actor Jason Lee and actress Beth Riesgraf.
Lee stated this name was inspired by "He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot ", by rock band Grandaddy.
Wow! - Metal_Treasure

2 Moxie CrimeFighter (Jillette)

I love Penn and Teller, but even I've gotta laugh at Penn for this.

Daughter of magician Penn Jillette. - Metal_Treasure

How selfish is that from her parents? If she ever decides to become a supervillain, her name will seriously damage her credibility... - Martin_Canine

3 Moon Unit (Zappa)

Daughter of Frank Zappa - as if he wasn't weird enough as a musician... But wait until you see the names of all his 4 children. - Metal_Treasure

4 Rocket Zot (Worthington)

What the heck is a "Zot"? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

This one is just bad. what are these parents doing?

Son of Australian actors Sam Worthington and Lara Bingle Worthington, born in 2015. Their 2nd son was named Racer. Ok, I admit the 2nd choice was a bit better. - Metal_Treasure

5 Rosalind "Luna" Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence (Thurman-Busson)

Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson's daughter.
Poor kid has to learn 8 names, half of which unusual... - Metal_Treasure

6 Audio Science (Clayton)

Son of Shannyn Sossaman and Dallas Clayton, born 2003 - Metal_Treasure

7 Diva Muffin (Zappa)

Daughter of Frank Zappa.
Sounds yummy. - Metal_Treasure

8 Ahmet Emuukha Rodan (Zappa)

Why these names? Frank Zappa and his wife Gail (née Sloatman) were Americans.
Versions:
1) Ahmet mother said, "His first name was that of an imaginary person we always had hanging around back when we had no one on our payroll. We'd snap our fingers and say, 'Ahmet? Dishes. Coffee, please."
2) About the other names his mother explained,"He was also named after a giant pterodactyl that would have ravaged the world if the Japanese film director Ishiro Honda hadn't destroyed it in 1957."
3) He was named after the music executive Amet Ertegün, whom his father admired.

To name your son after a pterodactyl and some other weird stuff? Seems Frank Zappa wife didn't mind. - Metal_Treasure

9 Ireland (Baldwin)

Daughter of actors Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger, born in 1995. - Metal_Treasure

10 Bluebell Madonna (Halliwell)

Daughter of Geri Halliwell (Spice Girls) - Metal_Treasure

The Contenders

11 Ian Donald Calvin Euclid (Zappa), aka Dweezil Zappa

Euclid? And to fix it, you decided to call him informally Dweezil... - Metal_Treasure

12 North (West)

Kim and kanye's next kid will be called south!

Daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
I will also add their 2nd child (son) - Saint (West). - Metal_Treasure

13 Genesis Ali (Dean)

Parents: Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz - Metal_Treasure

14 Saint (West)

Son of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. - Metal_Treasure

15 Kal-El Coppola (Cage)

The son of Nicolas Cage, named after a superhero - Metal_Treasure

16 Moroccan (Cannon)

Are the parents even Moroccan? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Son of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon - Metal_Treasure

17 Elsie Otter (Pechenik)

Because her mother Zooey Deschanel loves otters. - Metal_Treasure

18 Egypt Daoud (Dean)

Son of Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz (Kasseem Dean) - Metal_Treasure

19 Apollo Bowie Flynn (Rossdale)

Parents: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale - Metal_Treasure

20 Everest (Lucas)

Born 2013. Parents: George Lucas & Mellody Hobson - Metal_Treasure

21 Sir (Carter)
22 Bastian Kick (Sisto)
23 Apple Blythe Alison (Martin)

Daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin (Coldplay) - Metal_Treasure

24 Moses Bruce Anthony (Martin)

Son of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin - Metal_Treasure

25 Petal Blossom Rainbow (Oliver)

I highly suspect Jamie and his wife are not fond of children to give them these names

26 Frances Bean (Cobain)

Daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love - Metal_Treasure

27 Journey River (Green)

Son of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green - Metal_Treasure

28 Bodhi Ransom (Green)

Son of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green - Metal_Treasure

29 Rumer (Willis) Rumer (Willis)
30 Bear Blu (Jarecki)

Christopher Jarecki's son, born in 2011. - Metal_Treasure

31 Sparrow James Midnight (Madden)

Son of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, born 2009 - Metal_Treasure

32 Zuma Nesta Rock (Rossdale)

Son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale - Metal_Treasure

33 Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha (Momoa)

Son of Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa - Metal_Treasure

34 Jermajesty (Jackson)

Jermaine Jackson's 4th child - Metal_Treasure

35 Royalty (Brown)

The daughter of Chris Brown and Nia Guzman. - Metal_Treasure

36 Emma Tiger (Schweiger)

Daughter of Til Schweiger and Dana Schweiger.
Wolf may be a German name, but Tiger certainly isn't. Plus the fact that the name rhymes is weird enough on its own. - Martin_Canine

37 Summer Rain (Aguilera)

Daughter of Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler. - Martin_Canine

38 Tu (Morrow)

Daughter of actor Rob Morrow. His wife name is Debbon Ayer. "She is debonaire! ", he said. - Metal_Treasure

39 Scout (Willis)

Daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore - Metal_Treasure

40 Ode Mountain (Malone)

Son of Jena Malone and Ethan DeLorenzo - Metal_Treasure

41 Bear Blaze (Winslet)

A man who changes his surname to "Rocknroll" will never give his child a normal name.

Son of Kate Winslet and Ned Rocknroll - Metal_Treasure

42 Birdie Leigh (Silverstein)

Daughter of Marc Silverstein and Busy Philipps.
They named their 2nd daughter Cricket Pearl.
Their mother said, "It's weird people think my kids will be in therapy because of their names." - Metal_Treasure

43 Cricket Pearl (Silverstein)

See Birdie Leigh (Silverstein) - Metal_Treasure

44 Charlie Ballerina (Sisto)
45 Bronx Mowgli (Wentz)

Surprisingly awesome name, given the parents.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz - Metal_Treasure

46 Buddy Bear (Oliver)
47 Poppy Honey (Oliver)
48 Daisy Boo (Oliver)
49 Harlow Winter Kate (Madden)

Daughter of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden - Metal_Treasure

50 Alabama Gypsyrose (Jennings)

Daughter of Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings, born 2007 - Metal_Treasure

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List StatsCreated 26 Jul 2017
Updated 27 Jul 2017

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1. Pilot Inspektor (Lee)
2. Moxie CrimeFighter (Jillette)
3. Moon Unit (Zappa)
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