Top Ten Weirdest and Creepiest Things About Dora the Explorer

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The Top Ten

1 Everything has a face

That seems weird.

I'm the map I'm the map and my tune sounds like crap - TwilightKitsune

For the map here's my opinionated renidition to his song and I don't care what Dora lovers and Dora lovers' parents think at the moment: I am crap, I am crap, who's the crap, I am crap, I am crap, I am complete utterly useless crap that's not even needed.

Hey, we did it you demonic living map and bag who need to go die in a fire! - Pokemonfan10

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2 Swiper goes away whenever Dora tells him to

So does the thief in The Sims

SWIPER is the only good character but he is coward. He needs to build up more courage and someday lecture Dora about his name being swiper and he swipes stuff. There was actually a comic strip about that

If Swiper got better. If Dora said "Swiper No Swiping," Swiper will just take their belonging because that's not how you make a theif go away - bugger

3 Dora can't see anything even if it is right in front of her

Dora: where is swiper?
Me: There! behind you!
Dora:Where?
Me: he is damn behind you!
Dora: is he behind me?
Me;YESS!

Dora: where is the bridge? left or right
Me: Left
Dora: is on the right?
Me: it's on the damn left you blind 1 IQ 7 year old girl
Dora: Left, you are right!
Me: I said left!

Where is the giant mountain? - Dora
THERE IDIOT! IT'S IN FRONT OF YOU! - random guy
Where is the nuke? - Dora
THERE! YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY IT! AND THAT IS A GOOD THING! - random guy

The next you tube video random guy makes is Dora explodes and everyone dies. - Skullkid755

Dora: Where is the river?
Me: Right there!
Dora: Where?
Me: IT'S RIGHT THERE! ARE YOU EVEN TRYING? - bugger

She is blind!

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4 Dora's parents are bad parents

They sure are - blackflower

Her parents don't even get a problem if Dora is exploring. How old are these parents? - bugger

Imagine if Dora went to a river and ends up drowning, her parents will give the slightest care over it - MLPFan

They should go to jail for child abandonment

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5 Tico
6 Boots

He's actually decent.

7 The map can talk

A same map that changes every single episode. So logical! What if Dora had a Tablet with a map system. It might be better in my oppinion. Explorers possibly don't do paper maps any more I think - bugger

In Dora and Friends she has a phone with a map app

8 She stops and waits for the viewer's answer, like she knows you're there

To be fair this is to engage the target audience, little toddlers or kindergartners. Many shows use it.

This scared me when I was young. Honestly. They just wait and state at you with blank, lifeless faces for a few seconds and then carry on with what it was they were doing.

Yep the way she looks at us viewers in the most awkward way which is very creepy.

Why is she staring at little kiddies who are watching?
Is she even a child?
Is she even a non perv? - Skullkid755

9 It's naturally disturbing
10 Dora is like Amy Rose

And also... Dora isn't much like Amy Rose, Dora is a South American, Dora isn't a stalker but all she does is waste your time watching her show. Since TwilightKitsune and I hate Amy Rose, I seem to like Amy Rose better than Dora. I never seen Dora being Bratty but she is annoying. Dora doesn't have any weapons but Amy has a Piko Piko Hammer to smash her. Amy is cuter than her. Enough said - bugger

Amy Is 1 Billion Times Better

I rather pick Amy, however, even I hate both. At least Amy doesn't ask you pointless questions or force you to yell to the top of your lungs - MLPFan

I think Amy Rose is better than Dora - bugger

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The Contenders

11 She ate ice cream and threw away the cone without eating the cone

WHAT?! SHE THREW AWAY THE CONE?!? WHAT HAS SOCIETY COME TO?!?! THE WORLD IS ENDING!

Wow Dora Is So Stupid

The cone itself is edible like waffer but that's okay with that. If you ate snow cones do you want to eat paper cones? Maybe she can.

I do that too.

12 She is constantly being stalked by Swiper
13 What is your favorite part of the trip?
14 Her IQ

Her IQ ain't that bad for a 7 yr old, plus she has to play stupid to get the kids along.

If you didn't know scientists have been researching about her IQ and they agreed it's negative 69. - WhatAreWeHaving4Lulz

15 Benny

Okay first of all Benny is blue. Two not all male cows have horns. There are male and female milk cows.

I mean, come on! Benny is a talking purple cow, which makes no sense because he's a boy, and male cows are called bulls, and he doesn't have any horns.

16 The big red chicken

He is also so fat

17 Breaking the fourth wall

Well she is supposed too.

Fourth wall of stupidness.

WHY?!?!

18 The characters

They are all stupid and brainless - SeeU

Especially Dora

19 She almost dies..... in most episodes

HA

20 It's the same plot for each episode
21 Dora's singing voice

Her flute playing also. She didn't even play it! All she said was "dink dink the dink dink! "

22 She goes out on her own without a responsible adult
23 She goes exploring without parents permission
24 She’s friends with a monkey
25 Milk the bull

My little sister watches this and whenever she sees Benny the bulk she says milk the bull milk the bull. Like what. That’s not even in the show but she says it is -Aubrey

26 She has big pupils
27 The Blue Cursor
28 We Did It - Dora the Explorer
29 Bug band
30 Her dancing
31 Episodes with the Backpack and Map songs too short

I didn't like the episodes when those two songs were too short. When it does happen, I would always say "I want Backpack/Map to sing the song again! " I don't like those songs short. I like them long (also known as the full songs).

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