Top Ten Weirdest and Creepiest Things About Dora the ExplorerTwilightKitsune
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I'm the map I'm the map and my tune sounds like crap - TwilightKitsune
For the map here's my opinionated renidition to his song and I don't care what Dora lovers and Dora lovers' parents think at the moment: I am crap, I am crap, who's the crap, I am crap, I am crap, I am complete utterly useless crap that's not even needed.
Look at their eyebrows!
Hey, we did it you demonic living map and bag who need to go die in a fire! - Pokemonfan10V 7 Comments
SWIPER is the only good character but he is coward. He needs to build up more courage and someday lecture Dora about his name being swiper and he swipes stuff. There was actually a comic strip about that
If Swiper got better. If Dora said "Swiper No Swiping," Swiper will just take their belonging because that's not how you make a theif go away - bugger
So does the thief in The Sims
Where is the giant mountain? - Dora
THERE IDIOT! IT'S IN FRONT OF YOU! - random guy
Where is the nuke? - Dora
THERE! YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY IT! AND THAT IS A GOOD THING! - random guy
The next you tube video random guy makes is Dora explodes and everyone dies. - Skullkid755
Dora: Where is the river?
Me: Right there!
Me: IT'S RIGHT THERE! ARE YOU EVEN TRYING? - bugger
She is blind!
Dora: where is swiper?
Me: There! behind you!
Me: he is damn behind you!
Dora: is he behind me?
Dora: where is the bridge? left or right
Dora: is on the right?
Me: it's on the damn left you blind 1 IQ 7 year old girl
Dora: Left, you are right!
Me: I said left!
Her parents don't even get a problem if Dora is exploring. How old are these parents? - bugger
Imagine if Dora went to a river and ends up drowning, her parents will give the slightest care over it - MLPFan
They should go to jail for child abandonment
They sure are - blackflowerV 2 Comments
He's actually decent.
A same map that changes every single episode. So logical! What if Dora had a Tablet with a map system. It might be better in my oppinion. Explorers possibly don't do paper maps any more I think - bugger
In Dora and Friends she has a phone with a map app
This scared me when I was young. Honestly. They just wait and state at you with blank, lifeless faces for a few seconds and then carry on with what it was they were doing.
Yep the way she looks at us viewers in the most awkward way which is very creepy.
To be fair this is to engage the target audience, little toddlers or kindergartners. Many shows use it.
Why is she staring at little kiddies who are watching?
Is she even a child?
Is she even a non perv? - Skullkid755
And also... Dora isn't much like Amy Rose, Dora is a South American, Dora isn't a stalker but all she does is waste your time watching her show. Since TwilightKitsune and I hate Amy Rose, I seem to like Amy Rose better than Dora. I never seen Dora being Bratty but she is annoying. Dora doesn't have any weapons but Amy has a Piko Piko Hammer to smash her. Amy is cuter than her. Enough said - bugger
Amy Is 1 Billion Times Better
I rather pick Amy, however, even I hate both. At least Amy doesn't ask you pointless questions or force you to yell to the top of your lungs - MLPFan
Dora is nothing like Amy rose -.-V 2 Comments
WHAT?! SHE THREW AWAY THE CONE?!? WHAT HAS SOCIETY COME TO?!?! THE WORLD IS ENDING!
Wow Dora Is So Stupid
The cone itself is edible like waffer but that's okay with that. If you ate snow cones do you want to eat paper cones? Maybe she can.
I do that too.
If you didn't know scientists have been researching about her IQ and they agreed it's negative 69. - WhatAreWeHaving4Lulz
Her IQ ain't that bad for a 7 yr old, plus she has to play stupid to get the kids along.
I mean, come on! Benny is a talking purple cow, which makes no sense because he's a boy, and male cows are called bulls, and he doesn't have any horns.
Okay first of all Benny is blue. Two not all male cows have horns. There are male and female milk cows.
He is also so fat
Fourth wall of stupidness.
Well she is supposed too.
They are all stupid and brainless - SeeU
Her flute playing also. She didn't even play it! All she said was "dink dink the dink dink! "
My little sister watches this and whenever she sees Benny the bulk she says milk the bull milk the bull. Like what. That’s not even in the show but she says it is -Aubrey
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2. Swiper goes away whenever Dora tells him to
3. Dora can't see anything even if it is right in front of her