Top Ten Weirdest and Creepiest Things About Dora the Explorer

TwilightKitsune

The Top Ten

1 Everything has a face

I'm the map I'm the map and my tune sounds like crap - TwilightKitsune

For the map here's my opinionated renidition to his song and I don't care what Dora lovers and Dora lovers' parents think at the moment: I am crap, I am crap, who's the crap, I am crap, I am crap, I am complete utterly useless crap that's not even needed.

Look at their eyebrows!

If this show went on longer, even the SKY would have a face! Thank StarClan it ended! (breath of relief)

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2 Swiper goes away whenever Dora tells him to

SWIPER is the only good character but he is coward. He needs to build up more courage and someday lecture Dora about his name being swiper and he swipes stuff. There was actually a comic strip about that

If Swiper got better. If Dora said "Swiper No Swiping," Swiper will just take their belonging because that's not how you make a theif go away - bugger

I like Swiper but I hate Dora, I like him becuase he is the villain - TwilightKitsune

3 Dora can't see anything even if it is right in front of her

She can't find the damn banana tree...lol - TwilightKitsune

Where is the giant mountain? - Dora
THERE IDIOT! IT'S IN FRONT OF YOU! - random guy
Where is the nuke? - Dora
THERE! YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY IT! AND THAT IS A GOOD THING! - random guy

The next you tube video random guy makes is Dora explodes and everyone dies. - Skullkid755

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4 Tico

Tico is a talking purple squirell who drives a car around...weird - TwilightKitsune

5 Dora's parents are bad parents

Her parents don't even get a problem if Dora is exploring. How old are these parents? - bugger

Imagine if Dora went to a river and ends up drowning, her parents will give the slightest care over it - MLPFan

They should go to jail for child abandonment

Abuse

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6 Boots

Boots is as every bit as dumb as dora - TwilightKitsune

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7 The map can talk

A same map that changes every single episode. So logical! What if Dora had a Tablet with a map system. It might be better in my oppinion. Explorers possibly don't do paper maps any more I think - bugger

If dora wants a talking device she should get a gps - TwilightKitsune

In Dora and Friends she has a phone with a map app

8 It's naturally disturbing
9 Dora is like Amy Rose

And also... Dora isn't much like Amy Rose, Dora is a South American, Dora isn't a stalker but all she does is waste your time watching her show. Since TwilightKitsune and I hate Amy Rose, I seem to like Amy Rose better than Dora. I never seen Dora being Bratty but she is annoying. Dora doesn't have any weapons but Amy has a Piko Piko Hammer to smash her. Amy is cuter than her. Enough said - bugger

I rather pick Amy, however, even I hate both. At least Amy doesn't ask you pointless questions or force you to yell to the top of your lungs - MLPFan

I think Amy Rose is better than Dora - bugger

Dora is nothing like Amy rose -.-

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10 She ate ice cream and threw away the cone without eating the cone

Wow Dora Is So Stupid

WHAT?! SHE THREW AWAY THE CONE?!? WHAT HAS SOCIETY COME TO?!?! THE WORLD IS ENDING!

The cone itself is edible like waffer but that's okay with that. If you ate snow cones do you want to eat paper cones? Maybe she can.

I do that too.

The Contenders

11 She stops and waits for the viewer's answer, like she knows you're there

Why is she staring at little kiddies who are watching?
Is she even a child?
Is she even a non perv? - Skullkid755

12 The characters

They are all stupid and brainless - SeeU

Especially Dora

13 She is constantly being stalked by Swiper
14 What is your favorite part of the trip?
15 Her IQ

If you didn't know scientists have been researching about her IQ and they agreed it's negative 69. - WhatAreWeHaving4Lulz

16 It's the same plot for each episode
17 Benny

I mean, come on! Benny is a talking purple cow, which makes no sense because he's a boy, and male cows are called bulls, and he doesn't have any horns.

18 Dora's singing voice

Her flute playing also. She didn't even play it! All she said was "dink dink the dink dink! "

19 The big red chicken
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