Top Ten Weirdest and Creepiest Things About Dora the Explorer

The Top Ten

Everything has a face

I'm the map I'm the map and my tune sounds like crap

I would scream and hide under the sheets of my bed if everything had a face.

For the map here's my opinionated renidition to his song and I don't care what Dora lovers and Dora lovers' parents think at the moment: I am crap, I am crap, who's the crap, I am crap, I am crap, I am complete utterly useless crap that's not even needed.

Look at their eyebrows!

Dora can't see anything even if it is right in front of her

Looks like you guys are angry with her OBVIOUS questions.
The answers are EASY for anyone who is NOT a preschooler.

No you can see everything because you are older than 5.
This is for little ones under 5.
Do a dot to dot puzzle for little kids but you can see what it is so what is the point?

Where is the giant mountain? - Dora
THERE IDIOT! IT'S IN FRONT OF YOU! - random guy
Where is the nuke? - Dora
THERE! YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY IT! AND THAT IS A GOOD THING! - random guy

The next you tube video random guy makes is Dora explodes and everyone dies.

Dora: Where is the river?
Me: Right there!
Dora: Where?
Me: IT'S RIGHT THERE! ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

Swiper goes away whenever Dora tells him to

SWIPER is the only good character but he is coward. He needs to build up more courage and someday lecture Dora about his name being swiper and he swipes stuff. There was actually a comic strip about that

If Swiper got better. If Dora said "Swiper No Swiping," Swiper will just take their belonging because that's not how you make a theif go away

Dora's parents are bad parents

It's a fictional cartoon but everyone on here is stupid to not understand that.
In the live action movie she had travelled with her parents.

Her parents don't even get a problem if Dora is exploring. How old are these parents?

Imagine if Dora went to a river and ends up drowning, her parents will give the slightest care over it

They should go to jail for child abandonment

It's naturally disturbing
She stops and waits for the viewer's answer, like she knows you're there

This scared me when I was young. Honestly. They just wait and state at you with blank, lifeless faces for a few seconds and then carry on with what it was they were doing.

Yep the way she looks at us viewers in the most awkward way which is very creepy.

To be fair this is to engage the target audience, little toddlers or kindergartners. Many shows use it.

Why is she staring at little kiddies who are watching?
Is she even a child?
Is she even a non perv?

The map can talk

A same map that changes every single episode. So logical! What if Dora had a Tablet with a map system. It might be better in my oppinion. Explorers possibly don't do paper maps any more I think

In Dora and Friends she has a phone with a map app

NO TALKING MAP IN REALITY WERE DOOMED

Breaking the fourth wall

Fourth wall of stupidness.

Well she is supposed too.

She needs to leave the fourth wall alone.

WHY?!?!

What is your favorite part of the trip?
She almost dies in most episodes

I would pay to see her fall off a cliff or drown in a lake, I hate her.

Never seem those episodes but don't worry ill look at them

I hope Dora is dead!

The Contenders

She ate ice cream and threw away the cone without eating the cone

WHAT?! SHE THREW AWAY THE CONE?!? WHAT HAS SOCIETY COME TO?!?! THE WORLD IS ENDING!

Wow Dora Is So Stupid

The cone itself is edible like waffer but that's okay with that. If you ate snow cones do you want to eat paper cones? Maybe she can.

I do that too.

She is constantly being stalked by Swiper

...that's creepy

Her IQ

If you didn't know scientists have been researching about her IQ and they agreed it's negative 69.

Shes not that smart

Her IQ ain't that bad for a 7 yr old, plus she has to play stupid to get the kids along.

Dora's singing voice

Her flute playing also. She didn't even play it! All she said was "dink dink the dink dink! "

Too creepy

I would sent Ursula to steal dora’s singing voice!

She goes out on her own without a responsible adult

WHAT AN ANOYING CHILD

She goes exploring without parents permission

Wow your REALLY BAD

She interrupts at what's your favorite part

Dora:Whats your favorite part of our adventure me:Wow I like the one where we um I forgot o dora:GREAT Me:WHAT THE HELL

Dora: what's your favorite part
me: when your par-
Dora: I liked that part too
me: what the hell!

It's the same plot for each episode
She’s friends with a monkey
She has big pupils
Her dancing
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