Top Ten Weirdest Dreams TheTopTens User Ralphbob Had

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The Top Ten
1 Everyone in town was hiding in Bed Bath and Beyond, including the Muppets. I then randomly appeared in my house where my grandpa's hair was on fire, and I had to fight purple walruses to get the fire extinguisher back.

"Add image"... Imagine doing that.

Those were my purple walruses that were lost,sorry,but the fire extinguisher is their baby,don't Abuse it

LOL! Hilarious list, RalphBob!

This list is hilarious.

2 My school was having a carnival, and a mooned a sensei at the carnival, so he started beating me up. My uncle did the same thing. Then dogs chased me to a mansion with indoor doorbells. My mom rang the indoor doorbells, and then the dream ended.

You broke in to my mainson? well,first,the indoor doorbells is ment to help people with comas,and second of all,I will have to kill you since you know about my secret mainson now

3 I bought some video games from the store, but they were immediately stolen right after I bought them. I then tried to get them back but I went to an underground Beatles concert instead. They sang a love song to a pig, and Ringo was dressed like a monkey.

I pranked ringo,I told him it was Halloween,I am so prankster gangster,don't think pink sheep is the prankster gangster,I am the true one

4 Donkey from Shrek was in my house, and he said to not talk to Shrek. I looked behind the chair, and I saw Shrek. He ended up being part werewolf, so he chased me around the house. He then ended up being my teacher.

My dreams are never this weird. Maybe it's because I always have control of them?

I have to tell the big bad wolf this...

5 The meerkats from The Lion King came out of my TV screen, and they started poking me in the butt with sticks.
6 A new VeggieTales episode came out about the crew trying to find a criminal in a mine. In the end, the screen went white, and a pickle started telling me to wake up.

Dapper pickle,why did you wake him up

7 The Blue Man Group came over to me in an alley and started rapping. The rap was really bad, and I told them such. They then melted.
8 I went to war with PlayMobile Pirates.
9 Woody and Buzz from Toy Story were fighting the THX logo.
10 A giant baby tried to kill me.

That's what you get for messing with time.