Top Ten Weirdest Dreams That TopTenners Have Had

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1 I dreamt I was on a bouncy castle when a gingerbread man with a chainsaw came in and started cussing me out in Korean (Garythesnail)

I wasn't kidding, it really happened in the dream! So funny but so weird. - Garythesnail

What... the... heck?! This is the weirdest one here! By far! - Wolftail

Even more funny than my brother getting arrested for stealing a COOKIE! - Turkeyasylum

My most favourited list and it's Pug kill me. Top 50 most favourited cba - Puga

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2 I dreamt my family were flying. An eagle then swooped down and ate my mother (Pug)

That's terrible! :( I would feel so sad if an eagle attacked any member of my family. - Wolftail

It's so bad to have a family member eaten by bird, and I'm being serious. - Powerfulgirl10

Oh my god, this was the Pug account! Puga should start using this one again - Songsta41

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3 I was dreaming I was leading an army of dancing koalas (PositronWildhawk)

Go, my dancing koalas! Go and RULE THE WORLD! - Garythesnail

I tell no lie. Also, the techno track that was playing on my iPod outside of the dream was the background music in the dream, making it yet stranger. - PositronWildhawk

Dance Koalas! Dance! Rule Japan! Listen to techno while you're at it! - MiraiNikkiYunoGasai

Animal jam spinny boyz lol

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4 I dreamt i was sitting in a room when someone came in and turned into a flying baboon (PatrickStar) V 1 Comment
5 I had a dream where some woman was coaching Tennis to some girl. She then sat down and graphically gave birth to a bunch of office supplies... (ryanrimmel)

Imagine a woman in labor, about to give birth, and a bunch of staplers, pens, and paper came out. And it was more graphic than anyone wants to know.

I have no clue why I had this dream - ryanrimmel

Dear lord, I don't even want to know what that looks like. - Powerfulgirl10

What... - ShadowClanRocks

6 I dreamt a grandma was trying to shoot me (Simpsondude)

I had a dream that was similar. I was at my grandma's house with my buds and she went "you kids get off my lawn! " And tried to run me over with a lawn mower. It got worse when my mom said I deserved to die. (In the dream, my mom would NOT say that in real life)

She tried to shoot me in the head but missed then she started chasing me - simpsondude

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7 I dreamt I was molested by a dancing pineapple with a Jamaican accent (bobbythebrony)

(Refuses to comment on this) - Puga

What the heck is that? - Garythesnail

I don't want to see another pineapple for the rest of my day... - TwilightKitsune

Dear lord that is WEIRD - elmoworldrocks

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8 I dreamt my house was being invaded by Jewish rectangles (Garythesnail)

Someone needs to draw this.

-A house with a bunch of rectangles wearing Yamakas telling people to bow down. - ryanrimmel

9 I dreamt that I was at the beach and my dad threw condoms on the table and said there was a party at the other side of town. Everyone was going. It was really a tsunami. My sisters old teacher came in and said "use minecraft to survive" (Anonymouschick)

Had this last night from the day I put this. It was really dumb and yet very scary with 1000 tsunamis - AnonymousChick

10 I dreamt that I met Britgirl (Wolftail)

It's true! And I still remember half of it! - Wolftail

Haha funny what did she look like - 2storm

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The Contenders

11 I dreamed that my dog was robotic and he was trying to kill me with donuts (Letdot52)

I wouldn't do that. I would eat the donuts! - Puga

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12 I dreamt I walked into my classroom to find everyone on drugs (DatIrishman)

If this happened to me, I'd say, "another normal school day," and find my seat and sit in it. You've probably guessed it: I personally think that most of my classmates are on drugs in real life. Seriously, they act INSANE! - Wolftail

You're not alone in that belief, and some of those people are top of the class. - PositronWildhawk

That must have been an interesting dream - funnyuser

13 I dreamt the world ended and I was in a weird replica of earth (CerealGuy) V 2 Comments
14 I had a recurring dream where a pig owned a house on the hillside, and just stared at me and wouldn't respond. Then the house slid down the small hill, then it appeared back on the hill with about 10 poodles singing together. (ryanrimmel)

I was 3-4, and I clearly remember being terrified of this dream, and I have no clue why, this is something people just can't write. - ryanrimmel

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15 I dreamt I was back in high school being bullied again so I committed suicide in front of everyone (bobbythebrony)

That's awful, Bobby. Don't ever; you are cool - TwilightKitsune

16 I dreamt I was playing Slender in real life (nintendofan126) V 2 Comments
17 I had a lucid dream where I somehow knocked all my front teeth out when I was waking up. I spent a long time looking underneath the mattress and under my pillow to find my teeth, I found them, and woke up when I was about to tell my mom. (ryanrimmel)

When I woke up and discovered I still had teeth, I got the same feeling that kids get when they find money on the ground. - ryanrimmel

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18 I Had a Dream Where TheTopTens Became a Porn Site! (Danteem) V 1 Comment
19 I dreamt my brother stole a cookie and got 25 years in jail (Turkeyasylum) V 2 Comments
20 I dreamt of a twerking cookie (JaysTop10List) V 1 Comment
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1. I dreamt I was on a bouncy castle when a gingerbread man with a chainsaw came in and started cussing me out in Korean (Garythesnail)
2. I dreamt my family were flying. An eagle then swooped down and ate my mother (Pug)
3. I was dreaming I was leading an army of dancing koalas (PositronWildhawk)
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1. I dreamt I was on a bouncy castle when a gingerbread man with a chainsaw came in and started cussing me out in Korean (Garythesnail)
2. I was dreaming I was leading an army of dancing koalas (PositronWildhawk)
3. I dreamt I was molested by a dancing pineapple with a Jamaican accent (bobbythebrony)
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1. I had a dream where some woman was coaching Tennis to some girl. She then sat down and graphically gave birth to a bunch of office supplies... (ryanrimmel)
2. I dreamt my house was being invaded by Jewish rectangles (Garythesnail)
3. I dreamt I was on a bouncy castle when a gingerbread man with a chainsaw came in and started cussing me out in Korean (Garythesnail)
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