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Top Ten Weirdest Drunken LinesAll righty hoo...L.. let'sss G..G... eeeaaat goininsh
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1 Dave... knock knock... I tell you who's here if you don't shut you're puck puck in a minutes... or is it seconds, wait... who's there?
2 I have a paradox for you, don't thi...think that I've got this from Edge of Tomm... I mean Grounghog Day, well they're both the same movies in my Davy Jone's Diary... anyways, this glass is hal.. half empty right but here's the plot turn... it's half full
3 I killed ma granny last nigh...night, she was such a lo...loser and she had no life, although it turns out you... can't kill so..someone online. Wait... my Moby Dick is ringing.... Dave, I have to hang myself.
4 Jesus just came to me... he right. Had a magical beard and I think that... he definitely has a magical beard, let me ask..k... him about ponies
5 Hi... I'm Sam Peppercorn... lemme squeeze your Jellies and... call it a sexu.... I mean social ejacul... no, experiment.
6 I seen this... this... wait, I think I can fly, Dave, gi... give me cape and a spandex like them people with... I think they have broken heels
7 Roses are... wait, John, I think I went colorblind... I cant see ma... I think its the alcohol blood, I.. I gotta cut like them thingys are doin'
8 So I was ba...... look at that horse, looks like I wouldn't you know, do that thing with... the thingy with a horse
9 I ha.. I have somethin' to confess right..... I___ I may right, had a, lemme put it nicely, a sexual intercourse with a bus
10 Hey.... ummm. wait, wait, lemme just *vomits* I just did a dragon breathe..... Woo Woo
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